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The models look embarrased.
Posted by: bonmot | December 23, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Whether funkly or funky, those outfits look junky.
Posted by: MOTW | December 23, 2009 at 10:08 AM
Sexy...
Posted by: Siouxie | December 23, 2009 at 10:10 AM
Do they have one for a Jedi Knight? Just asking...
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 23, 2009 at 10:17 AM
(acknowledges Siouxie for inspiration)
I believe in green turtles!
Where you from? You funky thang.
(You funky thang you.)
Posted by: MOTW | December 23, 2009 at 10:17 AM
Just in time to replace the fading trend in kitschy holiday sweaters.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 23, 2009 at 10:38 AM
wow. i found a vhs tape of vanilla ice doing the song he wrote for the teenage mutant ninja turtles movie. (a little nostalgia for you old people) i gave it to my teenaged son for christmas just last night. (ianmtu) it was priceless. too bad i didn't know about the funkly snugglies or i woulda bought him one of those, too.
Posted by: mudstuffin | December 23, 2009 at 11:42 AM
Wow, mud, I can just picture Bigfoot in one of those. It's not a pretty sight.
Posted by: NotSoShyJan | December 23, 2009 at 12:05 PM
I can just imagine the look of joy on a teenagers face when you tell him that you know he wanted the X-Box 360 Elite but you thought these were just so cute you couldn't resist. Even the models look embarrassed.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 23, 2009 at 12:35 PM
It occurs to me that maybe the models aren't wearing these
monstositiesamphibian snuglies. It looks like the colorform dress up game.*goes to scrape snow off the windshield of the geezer bus.*
Posted by: NotSherly | December 23, 2009 at 03:19 PM
Those aren't models, this is part of their probation agreement.
Posted by: Mad Librarian | December 23, 2009 at 03:46 PM
How much did they PAY these guys to where those things?!
Posted by: phelps101893 | December 24, 2009 at 02:14 PM