HO HO HOLDUP

NASHVILLE, Tenn. – An armed suspect dressed as Santa Claus robbed a local bank Tuesday morning and told tellers he was doing so to "pay his elves."

(Thanks to nursecindy, Jeff Meyerson and Allen at Division)

Comments

[MOTW]

Anyone recognizing the suspect is urged to call Crime Stoppers.
I can imagine the phone line being jammed with a bunch of kids who've been on a perpetual Naughty List, waiting for years to get even. "Duh ... that's SANTA."
Operator: "Thank you for your input, Sir, we'll be in touch."

[Jeff Meyerson]

I like the sunglasses. Nice touch.

[Mitch]

This is why I never give money to Nashville sidewalk Santas. They'll just blow it on handguns and liquor.

[MOTW]

Pity about the name of the bank that was held up. Sun Trust However, I do hope that the Brotherhood of Santas catches up with this rogue.

[queensbee]

bwaaaahaaaaa, good one. those whacky santas!

[nursecindy]

I hear those elves can get pretty nasty when they're not paid.

[nursecindy]

Also, *does abbreviated Happy Dance for getting posted* and with two such charming gentlemen! (I've got to quit taking the pain medicine)

[2bRich]

Police fired in an attempt to sleigh Santa, but since he left the deers running, he made a sprightly getaway.

[MOTW]

nursecindy, if you can do a Happy Dance, don't stop taking meds ...