HO HO HO
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Siouxie)
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Can you say "PMS"?
*ducks again*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 22, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Now THAT'S retail therapy!
Posted by: Punkin | December 22, 2009 at 10:28 AM
*SMACKS* Jeff.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 22, 2009 at 10:45 AM
She should claim she smashed up the counter after one of the perfume demonstrators spritzed on her against her will.
No jury in the WORLD would convict her.
Posted by: padraig | December 22, 2009 at 10:52 AM
Store owners were left scentsless.
Posted by: trustf8 | December 22, 2009 at 11:03 AM
She needs aromatherapy.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 22, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Something stinks about this story. Or maybe not.
Posted by: Braniff | December 22, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Good one, Meanie.
Anyone who has tried to negotiate the first floor at Macy's would give her a hand, not handcuffs.
Of course, they have to catch ehr first... .
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 22, 2009 at 11:28 AM
bed,bath, and beeyotch?
Posted by: insomniac | December 22, 2009 at 11:50 AM
insomniac I'm shocked! You're usually so scent- sative.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 22, 2009 at 12:45 PM
I got yer friggin' receipt right HERE!!!
*SMACKS Jeff* (PMS this!)
Posted by: Siouxie | December 22, 2009 at 01:21 PM
*ducks under desk to avoid Siouxie's gaze*
Posted by: padraig | December 22, 2009 at 02:33 PM
who's he callin' Ho's???
Posted by: angstly yours | December 22, 2009 at 03:04 PM
If a man can smell a woman's perfume, she's wearing too much.
When a new Dillard's (yes) store opened in a local mall, they were spraying everyone who walked through the door. It smelled like what one would imagine a bordello would smell like.
That spell passed quickly, thank goodness. Too many threats, I believe.
I say "Bravo" to anyone who destroys a perfume counter. Not guilty, I say!
Posted by: Steve | December 22, 2009 at 04:53 PM