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We already put a Christmas Blog Wish in the previous thread, but we'll do it again.
We hope all are warm, safe, well-fed, and sharing the holiday with those near and dear...
Posted by: pogo | December 24, 2009 at 06:12 PM
You too, Dave, and Mrs. Blog and Sophie and Rob and Lucy and Walter and...oh yeah, Judi of course!
All your blogsters, as well.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 24, 2009 at 06:16 PM
Have Joy.
Nuthin' left to say.
Merry Merry!
Posted by: Punkin | December 24, 2009 at 06:28 PM
glad tidings of comfort and joy to all...
Posted by: queensbee | December 24, 2009 at 06:41 PM
Awww.....it isn't really Christmas without Have Joy. Safe and happy holidays to all the bloglits!
Posted by: Guin | December 24, 2009 at 06:45 PM
Have Joy indeed, all you crazy bloglits... every one of you brightens my day when I'm feeling cranky!
Posted by: djtonyb | December 24, 2009 at 06:53 PM
Ah yes, NOW it's Christmas!
Posted by: Suzy Q | December 24, 2009 at 07:06 PM
crossgirl and I are off to church, in a few. I will be the one kicking and screaming. Still, she likes to surround herself with other voices when singing carols, and that's not necessarily a bad thing.
Just kidding, Dear!
*ow,ow,ow*
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: CJrun | December 24, 2009 at 07:11 PM
Bah, Humbug. Joy dumped me.
Happy Saturnalia!
Posted by: Ralph | December 24, 2009 at 07:23 PM
Do as I do: Have Eggnog!
The Nog Bar is free until midnight!!!!!
Merry Christmas, you whacked-out-hippies! :)
-PB, Mrs. PB and the PirateCat
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 24, 2009 at 07:27 PM
Kick back, relax, play some music...
(No Manilow, I promise)
Posted by: Steve Haller | December 24, 2009 at 07:28 PM
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Posted by: Lairbo | December 24, 2009 at 08:25 PM
Best wishes to all in the blogeratti. Thank you, Dave, for making the world a far more pleasant place to be in.
Posted by: Rich Klinzman | December 24, 2009 at 08:29 PM
And those of us who irrationally consider ourselves sane will just have to scrape by with a Hippy (or Hoppy) New Year. Dave's penmanship is improving.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | December 24, 2009 at 09:05 PM
Who are these crazy people of whom Dave speaks?
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Posted by: Just Ducky | December 24, 2009 at 09:07 PM
And peace and good health in the New Year to all.
Posted by: PeterM | December 24, 2009 at 09:25 PM
Merry, Merry Christmas everyone! And a Happy and Blessed New Year also. May you receive everything you want but not all that you deserve, iykwim.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 24, 2009 at 09:55 PM
Just watched "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.' It's much better when you turn off the sound and let two tween boys dub the words. Now they're playing cards with the nutcrackers, because, as one son says, they have "excellent poker faces."
In a few minutes I'm heading out front to help untack Maggie the Percheron. She's busy pulling a carriage full of people around the neighborhood so they can enjoy the Christmas lights.
It's a Cali kind of Christmas. Merry merry!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 24, 2009 at 10:24 PM
Merry Christmas!
This is such a cute picture.
Posted by: Kristina L. | December 24, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Merry Christmas to all of you who make this insane world well...a little more insane! Don't ever stop!!
To Dave, Michelle, Sophie, Lucy, Walter and especially our glorious s.b., judi- much Joy,Peace and Love. (and beer)
To my dear bloglit brethren and sisteren - Blessings to each and every one of you and yours. Love you all!!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 24, 2009 at 10:37 PM
Much love. Many laughs. Many thanks. Many blessings.
Posted by: Bernard Scooper | December 24, 2009 at 11:19 PM
Ditto, ditto, ditto what Siouxie said, and all you literati blogeratti.
You bring me joy, have much yourselves, and plenty of beer/nog/margaritas.....
(we shoveled - no sturdy kids in sight - we droved to family, ate too much, have drived back, and expect to have much more snow waiting in the morning. More sparkly than even Lucy!)
Posted by: Tash | December 24, 2009 at 11:48 PM
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good *hic!* night.
Posted by: Wes S. | December 25, 2009 at 12:05 AM
Have Joy everyone!
Posted by: AlanBoss | December 25, 2009 at 12:23 AM
To Dave and Michelle and the extended (yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you, Walter!) Barry clan, and to judi and the Stealth Blogerette family, and, finally, to all the unbalanced folk here whom I would not wish to spend a day without, I wish you peace, laughter, joy, love, prosperity, laughter, beer, good company, laughter, adventures, shark-free public transportation, companionship, friendship, and laughter.
And don't forget to laugh.
Cheers,
Posted by: "Johnny Smith", er, Meanie the Blue | December 25, 2009 at 12:41 AM
Merry christmas to all my anonymous friends,
Wishing you 'happily ever after' ends.
(um, is it too early for a bloody mary?)
Posted by: trustf8 | December 25, 2009 at 06:58 AM
people people people... we prefer "lucidity challenged"
(thanks steve haller - that brightened my day.)
Posted by: mudstuffin | December 25, 2009 at 08:51 AM
merry christmas all! i've missed a lot here lately but it's good to know you are all here, still having joy.
Posted by: crossgirl | December 25, 2009 at 09:00 AM
Merry Christmas, bloglits and blogsters!
Posted by: MOTW | December 25, 2009 at 09:12 AM
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | December 25, 2009 at 09:13 AM
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 25, 2009 at 09:23 AM
Brilliant!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 25, 2009 at 09:34 AM
Merry Christmas to all of you who bring laughter to my life!
Posted by: NotSherly | December 25, 2009 at 09:46 AM
Merry Christmas
Posted by: jazzzz | December 25, 2009 at 09:48 AM
Merry Christmas All!
Posted by: Dorakay | December 25, 2009 at 10:00 AM
Merry Christmas from the frozen wastelands of Texas!
Posted by: KJP | December 25, 2009 at 10:46 AM
Merry Christmas everyone.
Remember to remember.
Peace.
Posted by: Brian | December 25, 2009 at 11:01 AM
Have Joy. Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Jeff Tompkins | December 25, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Quick reminder to say a little prayer or send some good thoughts to all who serve our Country and who can't be with their families for Christmas. Thank you, Godspeed and Merry Christmas. Be safe and come home soon!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 25, 2009 at 11:10 AM
And Nollaig Hona Doibh to blogmeisters Dave & Judi and all my fellow sub-blogsters.
Posted by: padraig | December 25, 2009 at 11:28 AM
Christmas with Johnny Mathouse!
Posted by: CJrun | December 25, 2009 at 12:43 PM
Happy Birthday, Jesus! You don't look a day over 2000!
Posted by: Punkin | December 25, 2009 at 01:13 PM
CHEERS!
Posted by: russellmc | December 25, 2009 at 01:14 PM
Merry Christmas to all, with thanks for the smiles all year long.
Posted by: Tinkerbell | December 25, 2009 at 01:33 PM
Merry merry Joy joy to one and all. That card makes me feel great every year. Don't forget our service members and veterans during this season. Wishing blessings and joy to all in the new year. If you ride - keep two down.
cindi (arizona red)
Posted by: azred | December 25, 2009 at 01:40 PM
Crispy Merrymas and Snoopy Hapyear!
Posted by: Wolfsong | December 25, 2009 at 01:51 PM
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Posted by: Jan Crozier | December 25, 2009 at 02:53 PM
Happy Christmas to all!
Posted by: cowhand214 | December 25, 2009 at 03:16 PM
Merry Christmas from an old heathen.
Posted by: Steve | December 25, 2009 at 05:21 PM
LPosted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 25, 2009 at 05:43 PM
Merry Christmas to all, and I hope I can visit with many of you this year! I got an annual pass to all the National Parks, and I am going to use it!
Posted by: NotSoShyJan | December 25, 2009 at 05:45 PM
I'm sharing this via FB for any of my friends who are not Dave Barry Bloglits... Have Joy, and drop by for a giggle and a blogarita!
Posted by: djtonyb | December 25, 2009 at 07:17 PM
^^ dernit, when I sign in with facebook, couldn't they at least capture my name?
Posted by: djtonyb | December 25, 2009 at 07:20 PM
*sigh*
Nevermind, I just had to update my typetard profile... now I just wonder if this posts to my status, my wall, my newsfeed, or will appear on the marquee in times square...
Posted by: djtonyb | December 25, 2009 at 07:51 PM
Yes, Happy Blizzard Days, from snowbound Nodak ... stay warm, folks ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | December 25, 2009 at 07:54 PM
*happy sigh* I've been waiting for that picture. I do have joy, thank you. I hope all of you in Blogland, and especially Dave and judi, also have much joy.
Posted by: gjd | December 25, 2009 at 08:26 PM
*Wonders what this was doing there...*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 25, 2009 at 10:03 PM
Hey! djtonyb you finally made it to Broadway! Congratulations! Santa brought me some !!!! for Christmas! Can you tell?! I hope that everyone had a wonderful Christmas full of joy, peace, and happiness.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 25, 2009 at 10:34 PM
LMAO good one, Meanie!
Nite all...Hope you have a wonderful Christmas!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 25, 2009 at 11:09 PM
*snork* at Meanie, you are too much! I hope everyone has a peaceful tomorrow and that no one gets run over by the after xmas sales.
Posted by: Tash | December 26, 2009 at 12:22 AM
Merry Christmas, Blog, Stealth Blogerette, and Blogits!
All here have had a happy Christmas. My daughter found her lost iPod frozen in a melting snowbank. We are thawing it out tonight and hoping for the best. Mr R is happily feeding the squirrels again, I got a snuggly (not Snuggie) sweater, and my other daughter got a camera, although she really wanted a one-eyed cat from the local shelter. My nieces and nephews are enjoying their Texas snow, and we're off to see Sherlock Holmes tomorrow because we all have the day off at -- what do you know -- the SAME TIME!
God bless us, everyone.
Posted by: Cat R | December 26, 2009 at 02:11 AM
Cat - put the ipod in a container of dry uncooked rice for a couple of days. The rice will draw out any moisture that seeped through the casing.
Lots o'joy and turkey yesterday - feeling like I want a pizza today.
Posted by: Guin | December 26, 2009 at 07:15 AM
Guin - that's the first thing I did. It's drying out now. I learned that trick AFTER frying a camera that was rescued from a toilet.
Posted by: Cat R | December 26, 2009 at 11:36 AM
Cat, if that doesn't work, you can go ahead and cook it with the rice and have some aros con poddo.
Posted by: CJrun | December 26, 2009 at 12:30 PM
LOL @ Annie's underappreciated noel.
Posted by: NotSherly | December 26, 2009 at 12:52 PM
*thanks
Sherlyfor explaining the 1st noel*Posted by: trustf8 | December 26, 2009 at 01:38 PM
Annie, get ready, because I am going to visit you soon.....Sorry. Gotta do it. I will probably bring sister-in-law, and you two will probably become best friends.
Posted by: NotSoShyJan | December 26, 2009 at 02:30 PM
Belated *snork* at Annie's Noel. Kinda slow on the uptake here.
Posted by: Cat R | December 26, 2009 at 03:41 PM
*SNORK!* @MtB...
I figured as much...
Posted by: djtonyb | December 26, 2009 at 03:56 PM
What a lovely card! Hppy Nw Yr 2 Awl!
Posted by: Bjdeming | December 27, 2009 at 09:28 AM