HEADED FOR FLORIDA, NO DOUBT
A Fairbanks man pleaded guilty last week to driving a forklift while drunk
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
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Levi?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 22, 2009 at 10:23 AM
I don't know if alcohol was involved, but my brother was racing against his boss in forklifts when one of them cut a corner close in the empty warehouse and clipped a support pole.
The both ran out of the nearest exit and tried to act like nothing had happened.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 22, 2009 at 10:45 AM
What's the legal alcohol blood level in Alaska, like point eight eight or something? Maybe it's .49 in honor of them being the 49th state.
Posted by: padraig | December 22, 2009 at 10:54 AM
So, he was front end loaded?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 22, 2009 at 11:02 AM
The blood alcohol limit in Alaska is .08, much like the rest of the country. If a state sets their limit any higher they lose federal highway funds.
Posted by: Alaska Marty | December 22, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Lifting under the influence.
Posted by: NotSherly | December 22, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Maybe he was trying to get non-native frogs out of the state.
Posted by: Lairbo | December 22, 2009 at 11:44 AM
Marty. Dude. Joke.
Posted by: padraig | December 22, 2009 at 12:06 PM
If I lived where it was cold, dark, and icy most of the year I'd stay loaded too. It was 19 degrees here in N.C. the other night and even though I was inside, I couldn't get warm. I would never make it as a yankee.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 22, 2009 at 12:42 PM
That speaks highly of you, nc. Red Sox are the way to go.
Posted by: NotSherly | December 22, 2009 at 12:52 PM
*tosses Marty another alcohol-free beer*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 22, 2009 at 01:18 PM
Alcohol-free beer is like making love in a canoe . . . f*ckin' near water.
Posted by: bonmot | December 22, 2009 at 05:11 PM
at least he wasnt shooting moose from a copter...
Posted by: queensbee | December 22, 2009 at 05:49 PM
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stack those pallets, backwards."
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 22, 2009 at 08:50 PM
What, the fork?
Posted by: SpeshulEd | December 23, 2009 at 03:37 AM
You should see my old shirt I had printed up,
1986 Itoximeter Champ
.33
That was when drunk driving was still a sport, not a crime.
Posted by: Alaska Marty | December 23, 2009 at 06:19 AM
Some one toss me a "n"
Posted by: Alaska Marty | December 23, 2009 at 06:20 AM