FIRST THINGS FIRST
Man With 5-Inch Knife Stuck in Chest Orders Coffee
(Thanks to insomniac and Jeff Meyerson)
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December 23, 2009
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No shoes, no shirt, no service.
^^hunting knife^^
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 23, 2009 at 10:43 AM
you know, you really cant make this stuff up.
Posted by: queensbee | December 23, 2009 at 10:57 AM
he couldn't wait for the starbuck's in the e.r....
Posted by: insomniac | December 23, 2009 at 10:58 AM
The unnamed man
How exactly does one get through life without a name?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 23, 2009 at 12:00 PM
Did the coffee leak out of his chest when he drank it?
Posted by: Braniff | December 23, 2009 at 12:14 PM
What an idiot. Everyone knows you order iced tea for a stab wound.
Posted by: Diva | December 23, 2009 at 12:21 PM
I picture a Three Stooges scene with coffee in a pressurized stream coming out of the hole while he continues to chug it...
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 23, 2009 at 02:10 PM
Well, a good, hot cup of coffee is almost always in order.
Posted by: Steve | December 23, 2009 at 02:39 PM
Cream? Sugar? Tourniquet?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 23, 2009 at 02:42 PM
It's cheaper to order coffee to have a place to sit down than it is to pay for court costs when you are arrested for trespassing.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 23, 2009 at 04:32 PM
Who needs health care reform?
Posted by: Tash | December 23, 2009 at 06:27 PM
Hey, you gotta have priorities, man.
Also, SNORK at Layzeeboy, Braniff, and Diva.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | December 23, 2009 at 08:15 PM
This is the ending of 'Pineapple Express'.
Posted by: NotSherly | December 24, 2009 at 08:32 AM