BUT THAT WAS HER ONE REDEEMING CHARACTERISTIC
Britney Spears has formally denied eating squirrels.
(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)
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December 23, 2009
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first to say y-a-w-n
Posted by: MOTW | December 23, 2009 at 09:55 AM
If you drench it in butter milk and deep fry it's actually quite good...
Squirel I mean, not Britney
Posted by: Ken in Jax | December 23, 2009 at 09:59 AM
She has admitted drinking from a squirrel decanter, though.
Posted by: Lairbo | December 23, 2009 at 10:02 AM
No mention of beaver, though.
Posted by: trustf8 | December 23, 2009 at 10:10 AM
Clark Griswold: Where is Eddie? He usually eats these damn things.
Catherine: Not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.
Posted by: Jeff Tompkins | December 23, 2009 at 10:10 AM
Hey, didn't Granny Clampett teach you people anything? Squirrels are good eatin'.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 23, 2009 at 10:16 AM
One of the Outdoors columnists in Houston, from East Texas, wrote about having a bowl of fried squirrel heads on the breakfast table while growing up. He said his Pappy would crack them open with a pen knife and gush the brains out over his eggs.
Posted by: bonmot | December 23, 2009 at 10:32 AM
Thanks for that visual, bm
*barf*
Posted by: trustf8 | December 23, 2009 at 10:35 AM
Pity. I would have thought marginally better of Britney if she actually had eaten squirrel.
On the other hand, as squirrelly as Britney acts, eating squirrel might well amount to cannibalism...
Posted by: Wes S. | December 23, 2009 at 10:49 AM
Yuck!!
Posted by: Marie Antoinette | December 23, 2009 at 10:54 AM
Once they used us to squirrelize everything. Now they link us with the likes of Brintey and head-crackers.
Posted by: Bernard Scooper | December 23, 2009 at 11:30 AM
Celebrities only deny things when they are true. Besides, she doesn't deny snorting or mainlining squirrel.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | December 23, 2009 at 12:41 PM
Britney likes nuts though!
Posted by: Anthony | December 23, 2009 at 04:11 PM
Yuck!!!
Posted by: Kristina L. | December 23, 2009 at 11:57 PM
Ummmm...why is she denying this?
Posted by: phelps101893 | December 24, 2009 at 02:12 PM