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Artist Dude: So sorry for your loss. There are naughty people in the world. Some of them are under the influence and can't think of anything but getting $$ for their next fix or whatever. Don't stop making your art because of them.
Posted by: MOTW | December 23, 2009 at 09:45 AM
"The Circle of Life..."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 23, 2009 at 09:45 AM
Damnit, Hammie!! I was JUST gonna say that!!
*WAVES*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 23, 2009 at 09:53 AM
I bet the neighbors did it! There are a few cement bunnies nearby that I'd love to steal and recycle.
Posted by: Lorrie | December 23, 2009 at 09:58 AM
"The couple was flummoxed..."
*wonders if their urination improved*
Posted by: trustf8 | December 23, 2009 at 10:01 AM
Artwork will set you free!
Posted by: SSpeshulEd | December 23, 2009 at 10:03 AM
The thieves were into Heavy Metal.
Posted by: Braniff | December 23, 2009 at 10:10 AM
These metal thieves are now ahht thieves. It's a higher class of yegg.
Posted by: NotSherly | December 23, 2009 at 10:16 AM
This is how the Renaissance worked.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | December 23, 2009 at 10:17 AM
My sister-in-law is a contemporary artist. I've seen her work. I think the hardest part of her job is keeping a straight face until the check clears.
Posted by: bonmot | December 23, 2009 at 10:43 AM
oh the drama! the irony! get meryl streep.
Posted by: queensbee | December 23, 2009 at 10:54 AM
One man's art is another man's felony.
Posted by: AlaskaMarty | December 23, 2009 at 12:31 PM
We have a group of guys here that haul stuff off to the scrap yards and dump every week! And then they expect money for doing it! We call them the garbage men. Maybe it was just a sad mistake.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 23, 2009 at 12:59 PM
It wasn't theft. It was extreme art appreciation.
Posted by: Steve | December 23, 2009 at 02:57 PM
Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. Scrap to scrap.
Posted by: Tash | December 23, 2009 at 08:52 PM