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Kebabs are people???
Posted by: Siouxie | November 19, 2009 at 07:52 AM
Soylent kebabs!
Posted by: Allen at Division | November 19, 2009 at 09:05 AM
MMmmmmmm......tender.
Posted by: Punkin | November 19, 2009 at 09:09 AM
When I sent this in (this version) I called it "Sweeney Todd Comes to Russia" and suggested that Corpse in the Kebab House WBAGNFA Texas Chainsaw sequel.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 19, 2009 at 09:47 AM
I did love the second item, by the way.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 19, 2009 at 09:48 AM
Maybe the victim was whining about not getting posted.
*hides knives, hammer, and secret sauce*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 19, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Fried green what??
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 19, 2009 at 10:31 AM
( cancels vacation trip for anywhere within 1,000 miles of Moscow )
Posted by: Clankazoid | November 19, 2009 at 11:09 AM
Is that "Pass" as in to give to someone else? Or is that the "Pass" as in "No thanks!"
*is confused*
Moscow has a number of street-side kabab vendors, mainly hanging around metro stations. One is advised "You don't really know what sort of meat's used." so ... never tried one, thankyou.
Posted by: kibby F5 | November 19, 2009 at 11:29 AM
"You must dismember this...
A kebob is not a kebob..."
Posted by: Braniff | November 19, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Well-done, Annie!
:)
Posted by: Allen at Division | November 19, 2009 at 12:09 PM
More importantly are they kosher?
Posted by: nursecindy | November 19, 2009 at 12:24 PM
You're too late. Everyone's eaten.
Know why cannibals don't eat divorcees?
They're bitter.
Posted by: bonmot | November 19, 2009 at 12:49 PM
Wrong kind of footware on humans to be kosher, unless the person was cloven-hoofed
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 19, 2009 at 12:50 PM
*SMACKS* bonmot. Who's bitter?
Posted by: nursecindy | November 19, 2009 at 01:01 PM
My daughter, then about 5, once asked me, "Daddy, do cannibals brush their teeth?"
Posted by: bonmot | November 19, 2009 at 01:17 PM
Alright, someone has to say it...
When cannibals eat clowns, do they taste funny?
Posted by: Afkat | November 19, 2009 at 01:32 PM
How can long pig be kosher?
Posted by: Steve | November 19, 2009 at 04:39 PM
Have I mentioned I've given up white meat pork? True. I still eat VERY crispy bacon, but the rest turns my tummy when I think about what else it tastes like.
(^I'm sure I've dangled a few participles and split an infinite number of infinitives with that sentence.)
Posted by: Punkin <---NOT the other white meat | November 19, 2009 at 05:12 PM
I thought gato was the other, other white meat.
Posted by: bonmot | November 19, 2009 at 05:38 PM
Moscow oysters. A byproduct.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 21, 2009 at 10:21 AM