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If he added cream cheese it would qualify as a hate crime.
Posted by: Tash | November 23, 2009 at 07:50 PM
"Is . . .is that nova I see? RUN!!!
Posted by: MartiniShark | November 23, 2009 at 07:57 PM
They don't make criminals like they used to??
Yes they do, the smart ones just do white collar crime!! the dumb ones get caught..
I'd like a raisin cinnamon bagel, please...
Posted by: EB | November 23, 2009 at 08:45 PM
They might have had more luck at another bagel shop. One with fewer Einsteins.
Posted by: BA | November 23, 2009 at 09:37 PM
Bagelcartophobia... It's a growing problem.
Posted by: Clankazoid | November 23, 2009 at 09:47 PM
"Gimme the money or I'll hurt you, I swear!
What? NoI didn't say schmear!
Now, we planned this crime for a whole week and . . .no, I didn't want a whole wheat!
If you do that again, I swear it, I'll pop you one and then . . .NO, DON'T GIVE ME A POPPY SEED!!
LOOK, just give me everything in the register and I'll . . .I DON'T WANT AN EVERYTHING BAGEL!!!!
Posted by: MartiniShark | November 23, 2009 at 09:59 PM
Overheard as they were fleeing the scene:
"Oh my God it's Lox!"
Posted by: wiredog | November 24, 2009 at 08:50 AM
Oy vey,
Get away.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 24, 2009 at 06:01 PM