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Traffic diverted on I-94 after french fry spill
(Thanks to Jimmy Madigan)
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November 23, 2009
REMINDS US OF THE SIXTIES
(Thanks to Drew Harchick)
KINKY
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and jon harris)
GOD HELP US IF A KANGAROO GETS HOLD OF ONE
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, jon harris and Chuck Cody)
PERHAPS YOU THINK BOOK PROMOTION IS A DIGNIFIED ACTIVITY
MISLEADING URL OF THE DAY SO FAR
(Thanks to Kate Mink)
YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS, AMERICA
November 22, 2009
HAR
(Thanks to Ralph)
THE BEST TOUCHDOWN PASS EVER
(Thanks to CJrun)
THERE'S A HUGE BLACK MARKET FOR THOSE THINGS
Somebody has stolen a 5-foot distelfink.
(Thanks to Occam's Lady Schick)
WHEN OLDER PEOPLE DECLARE THAT MUSIC WAS BETTER BACK IN THE DAY
...they are not being entirely accurate.
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THOSE THINGS HAVE BEEN
AND EVERY NOW AND THEN IT EMITS A DEAD BIRD FROM A USB PORT
IBM computer simulates cat's cerebral cortex
(Thanks to Brian Tremblay, who says this explains why his computer "ignores whatever I type and just coughs up hairballs on my desk.")
AFTER-SCHOOL JOB OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
November 20, 2009
WHEN 'AWARENESS CAMPAIGNS' GO BAD
There's something stupid in Denmark.
(Thanks to RussellMc)
YOUR TAX DOLLARS
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
(Thanks to Trent Whitney)
NEXT STOP: FLORIDA
101-Year-Old Man Buys a 426-Horsepower Camaro
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to MissV)
NEIGHBOR OF THE WEEK SO FAR
November 19, 2009
SEND IT TO WASHINGTON
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
PARENT OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to catmanmax)
FLORIDA
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
HERE'S TO YOUR BURRPPPP HEALTH
(Thanks to Allen at burrrrppp Division)
SPORTS UPDATE
But was it his groin?
(Thanks to jon harris)
UPDATE ON THE WORLD EGGO CRISIS
(Thanks to nursecindy)
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
...before this motorist winds up on the roads of Florida.
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
SPREAD THE WORD
(Thanks to RussellMc)
TIP FOR DINERS IN MOSCOW
ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
(Thanks to Ralph)
SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE
911 Telecommunicator: “The cow is in your pool?“
Wydareny: “Yes, it fell in my pool.“
911 Telecommunicator: “Is it a small cow or a big cow?“
Wydareny: “No, it’s a big cow. It’s a really big cow.“
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING
(Thanks to The Perts and jon harris)
November 18, 2009
STRUMPDATE
Ridley and I were in Deerfield Beach, Fla., today to make a video with Mitch Albom for a show he does for Border's. For reasons that are still not clear, Mitch decided it'd be a good idea to have guitars and pretend were were posing for an album cover in roughly 1964.
WE ARE SO PROUD
(Thanks to Miami Herald editor Heidi Carr)
WE CAN'T BELIEVE WE NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS ARE APPALLED
WE'RE GUESSING HE'S SINGLE
(Thanks to Siouxie)
BOFFINS DISCOVER MAGIC FLESH-FLASHING NUMBER FOR WOMEN SEEKING TO ATTRACT MEN
HEPCAT WORLD LEADER OF THE WEEK SO FAR
November 17, 2009
IF IT HAD ONIONS, THIS QUALIFIES AS A HATE CRIME
Cops: Man Hits Woman With Cheesesteak
(Thanks to Heather Lubay)
WHOA
NINJA OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Alcohol bolstering may have been involved.
(Thanks to B'game)
WE ARE SHOCKED, SHOCKED
(Thanks to jon harris)
GOOD NEWS FOR FLORIDIANS
The python threat is no longer such a big worry.
(Thanks to Dorakay)
YOU DEFINITELY WOULD NOT EAT IT ALL AT ONCE
(Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
FASHION UPDATE
(Thanks to DavCat)
STAY CLASSY, NFL-TEAM-OWNER BUD ADAMS
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
AN EXAMPLE OF A STORY WE DID NOT READ PAST THE HEADLINE OF
...can be found here.
(Thanks to Don Faber)
CREEPING FASCISM UPDATE
Now they're taking away our fundamental right to have strippers on a truck.
(Thanks to catmanmax)