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November 24, 2009


(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Plus about $1,300 for the cornbread stuffing.

Jerry has cataracts, and the eye problems mean he can't eat independently or join his female companion, Penelope, in flying.

Darn those Massachusetts gay marriage laws!


Are turkeys only ground-bound in Cincinnati?

I swear i thought turkeys could fly....

Love the ad placement for the Lasik . . .

If he gets the surgery, it would be poultry in motion.

Oh, the humanity!

She should stick him in with these turkeys ...

Steve, I wondered the same thing. Maybe Mr. Carlson should have bought his turkeys from out of state. You can sit next to me on the geezer bus btw.

Turkeys got eyes?

I've got a place for the turkey, where it's nice and warm, and he'll be the center of attention.

Of course, he'd be dead.

thinking of past Dave Barry columns...

"I dibs the snood!"

At his age, any more flying that he might do would be gravy.

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