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A "Genuine Bird Head Pendant Necklace Sterling Silver Plaque."
Beware of fake bird-head pendant necklace sterling silver plaques.
(Thanks to Gretchen Schmidt)
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A "Genuine Bird Head Pendant Necklace Sterling Silver Plaque."
Beware of fake bird-head pendant necklace sterling silver plaques.
(Thanks to Gretchen Schmidt)
We need to send these people to Washington.
Wilson was ready to try something other than flipping a coin. “It was good because we didn’t know each other very well. If [Mason] knew me better, he’d know I don’t like guns and so would never be a cowboy. I am a bear-ninja inside.”
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
(Thanks to DavCat and Ralph)
Time to go window-shopping.
Key Quote: "We're from Mississippi. So we don't see that a lot down there."
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
(Thanks to Ralph)
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
Woman rams house with burning truck
(Thanks to Gregg Geil)
(Thanks to Jeff Ledford, who, incredibly, thought this item might be beneath the standards of this blog)
Ever thought about an academic career?
(Thanks to Linda, judi and Jeff Meyerson)
It was a fine Hunt: Beautiful day, nice crowd including genius winners who figured out how to go backward in time and solve the Hunt before we even designed it. Or so it seemed. Here's some video by the Herald's Chuck Fadely. Andy the TropicHunt.com guy promises to have more here, but the last we saw him he was drinking beer in downtown Miami relaxing so it may not be soon. I'll post more links if I figure out where they are.
Thanks to everybody who came out, and especially to the volunteers.
Update: Story by the Herald's Robert Samuels here.
(Thanks to catmanmax)
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Ralph)
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Update: They're fighting over these things in Indiana (The Ball-Tapping State).
(Thanks to Catherine)
(Thanks to Lani)
(Thanks to DavCat)
(Thanks to Grant Streeter)
Amazing Chinese brassiere technology, featuring "God's Hand," lets women choose.
(Thanks to Allen at Division and CJrun, both guys. Also DavCat.)
We're guessing this story has Scottish men re-thinking the whole concept of kilts.
(Thanks to DavCat and Marr Filar)
(Thanks to Ralph)
(Thanks to Onterrible)
Consider fish.
(Thanks to DavCat)
Atlantis glides home with choked pee nozzle
(Thanks to DavCat and Ralph)
Flatulent pig sparks gas alert
Key Firefighter Quote: "I don't know what they're feeding this thing."
Another version here.
(Thanks to Ross Marks, Cam, DavCat, catmanmax, Matt Filar, Cynthia and Ralph)
I made it back to Miami. That's the good news. The bad news is that I am now in Miami, where the Thanksgiving bird is not so much a turkey as it is a hand gesture Miami drivers make to one another in the genuinely insane traffic that develops here right before major holidays.
Also Mrs. Blog informs me that a crocodile was captured in a neighbor's swimming pool. The neighborhood association email alert says that "the 4-foot reptile has been tagged and relocated to a crocodile-designated area in the county." That's right: Our county has a crocodile-designated area. The email alert doesn't say where it is. Far away, I hope. I'm also wondering: Do we have a separate area designated for alligators? Snakes? Lawyers who advertise on TV? Kardashians?
In any event. I'm thankful to be home and not driving any more. I hope you're home; or with loved ones; or at least with ones you don't hate; or, at bare minimum, beer. Wherever you are, I hope you have a good Thanksgiving.
I was especially amused by this.
(Thanks to judi)
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
The comments section is entertaining.
(Thanks to Layzeeboy and Horace LaBadie)
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who notes that "Mysterious Toilet Blockages" would be a very bad name for a rock band)
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
This Sunday. Downtown Miami at noon. Be there, or be somewhere else. The choice is yours.
Lots more info here, thanks to Andy the TropicHunt.com guy.
(Thanks to Brian Duval)
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
New York Bar Owner Says He Will Unveil Nation's First 100-Proof Turkey
(Thanks to catmanmax)
On Aug. 11, 2007, a couple held their wedding ceremony on property in St. Albans, according to an affidavit filed by the Somerset County Sheriff's Office. The couple was staying in a camper on the property, and Maxfield was a wedding guest.
Around 10:30 p.m., he was spotted with his arm reaching through a window of the camper.
When the groom hollered at him, he ran across the field, toward the woods, carrying a denim purse.
Inside the purse was $1,500 in cash, given as wedding gifts.
(Thanks to Jeff Carrie's friend Jean)
(Thanks to Brian Duval)
We just hope he used some anti-monkey-butt powder.
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
(Thanks to Allen at Division, Matt Filar and Peter Metrinko)