IF IT HAD ONIONS, THIS QUALIFIES AS A HATE CRIME
Cops: Man Hits Woman With Cheesesteak
(Thanks to Heather Lubay)
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Dammit, I asked for it Whiz Wit'!
Posted by: Diva | November 17, 2009 at 05:53 PM
A Philly cheese steak no doubt.
Posted by: PeterM | November 17, 2009 at 06:01 PM
I would have just shut up and eaten the cheese steak if I had been him while ignoring her. Less trouble, more filling.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 17, 2009 at 06:25 PM
Apparently wasting a good cheese steak is a criminal offense in PA.
Posted by: bonmot | November 17, 2009 at 06:37 PM
Which is exactly why hate crimes laws are stupid. There is no such thing, (regardless of the opinions of benghted folks living in the once fine, now hell-hole that is Philly), as a cheesesteak without green peppers and onions, and don't you dare approach my sammich with that can of CheezeWhiz!
AAAAaaand, I put Miracle Whip and brown mustard on my Cuban sammiches. And onions. And banana peppers. And swiss cheese. So THERE!
Posted by: CJrun | November 17, 2009 at 06:40 PM
Won't somebody please think of the cheese steaks?
Posted by: Marco | November 17, 2009 at 06:44 PM
Won't somebody please think of the cheese steaks?
Posted by: Marco | November 17, 2009 at 06:44 PM
I have been thinking of nothing but cheese steaks since I started reading this thread.
Onions, peppers, and cheese! Oh, my!
Posted by: pogo | November 17, 2009 at 07:04 PM
OK, I'll admit ignorance. What is a "cheesesteak"? It sounds like a heart attack that just lies down in front of you and says, "Eat me!"
Posted by: Steve | November 17, 2009 at 08:33 PM
What we all need is cheesesteak insurance.
Posted by: Clankazoid | November 17, 2009 at 08:35 PM
Steve - That's pretty close. Grilled, thinly-sliced strips of beef with onion and green pepper, then places on a hoagy-type roll with melting provolone, usually steamed for a minute.
Disclaimer: I'm not from or in Philly, so this may not have been quite authentic.
So yes, a heart attack on a bun, but you'll die happy.
You're gonna die of something anyway.
Posted by: pogo | November 17, 2009 at 08:41 PM
That po' boy ain't no hero. She oughta grinder fingers into his eyes until this sub-human fool is screaming for mercy.
[insert "hoagie" where appropriate]
Wait, that didn't sound right.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 17, 2009 at 09:00 PM
It happened on Thatcher Road.
Speaking of Thatcher...
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 17, 2009 at 09:16 PM
She was reported to be absolutely furious, as she had ordered a burrito.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 17, 2009 at 09:52 PM
I want to be an Editor..
Posted by: Cris Marshall | November 17, 2009 at 11:19 PM
Loving that video preview frame. It's just about the expression I made.
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android mbe-lp | November 18, 2009 at 12:05 AM
Women with cheesesteaks are just asking for it. There should be a law preventing women from handling cheesesteaks. She was taunting her hungry boyfriend with it. I was there. I know.
Ooh! Look what I have! I'm going to eat it all myself.
Gimme! Gimme!
I'll give you some, but only if you promise to--
SMACK! POUND! POUND!
Posted by: HeWhoE | November 18, 2009 at 12:56 AM
I wish my company had a Philadelphia office so I could have a real cheese steak sent via the overnight pouch.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 18, 2009 at 09:06 AM
Thank you, Pogo. I am much more familiar with southern cooking which, as we all know, is a paragon of healthful eating (ha!). For example, cheese grits are delicious.
Posted by: Steve | November 18, 2009 at 09:07 AM
Cheesesteaks are God's gift to cardiologists.
They are best eaten in the small hours with, at least, traces of mood altering substances still in the body. This was evidently the case here.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 18, 2009 at 09:25 AM
NMUA - you CAN have a real cheese steak.
And despite living just a short drive from where this happened, I was not able to save the cheese steak from this horrible fate.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | November 18, 2009 at 12:16 PM