HOW TO SEND THAT SPECIAL LADY A MESSAGE THAT SAYS: 'I AM PROBABLY A PSYCHOPATH'
A "Genuine Bird Head Pendant Necklace Sterling Silver Plaque."
Beware of fake bird-head pendant necklace sterling silver plaques.
(Thanks to Gretchen Schmidt)
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A "Genuine Bird Head Pendant Necklace Sterling Silver Plaque."
Beware of fake bird-head pendant necklace sterling silver plaques.
(Thanks to Gretchen Schmidt)
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I realize that if I get one of these for my mother-in-law she might have a heart-attack.
So I placed my order.
Thanks!
Posted by: Wolfsong | November 30, 2009 at 01:43 PM
"...a message that says: 'I AM PROBABLY A PSYCHOPATH'..."
Can you get the parrot to say anything else?
Posted by: trustf8 | November 30, 2009 at 01:54 PM
How terrible. I can't imagine making such a thing let alone giving it to somebody.
Posted by: Theresa | November 30, 2009 at 01:59 PM
Peaches?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 30, 2009 at 02:02 PM
Edgar?
Posted by: wiredog | November 30, 2009 at 02:07 PM
Why settle for "probably"?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 30, 2009 at 02:08 PM
From the Jimmy Buffet Collection.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 30, 2009 at 02:11 PM
Kind of makes the Rosaries I sell on Etsy look lame. I just use boring, old, glass beads. I guess I'm just not this creative. Thank goodness. What a weirdo! (her, not me)
Posted by: nursecindy | November 30, 2009 at 02:22 PM
eye bleach, pleaaaase!
Posted by: queensbee | November 30, 2009 at 02:24 PM
Give your loved one a little head this Christmas.
Posted by: SpeshulEd | November 30, 2009 at 02:26 PM
Probably a psychopath, Dave?
You mean there's a doubt?
cindy, maybe you could jazz the rosary up with a ...nah, maybe not.
Jayzee, that's what I thought too.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 30, 2009 at 02:32 PM
"Poly want a body!"
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2009 at 02:37 PM
I hope no dolphins were harmed in the making of that pendant.
Posted by: Clankazoid | November 30, 2009 at 02:41 PM
mtb -- You cannot ship those to Georgia or Tennessee. Who knew?
Posted by: bonmot | November 30, 2009 at 02:44 PM
I won't buy it if I can't Get It At Jared's.
Posted by: Braniff | November 30, 2009 at 02:46 PM
There's only one. So, a-parrot-ly, it's unique.
Posted by: bonmot | November 30, 2009 at 02:47 PM
"PROBABLY"?!?!?
Posted by: Diva | November 30, 2009 at 03:07 PM
eye bleach for me, too!!
Posted by: nora | November 30, 2009 at 03:09 PM
Be vewwy, vewwy quiet...I'm hunting pawwots...
Posted by: Just Ducky | November 30, 2009 at 03:12 PM
nora! what happened to you on Sunday???
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2009 at 03:19 PM
I WANT IT!! It is amazingly ingenious.
Posted by: MIMI | November 30, 2009 at 04:18 PM
I stuffed a young robin and a hummingbird in college for a prof's specimen collection, but that is just plain creepy.
I would wonder a lot about the person for which this gift is destined. Must be some inkling they would wear it.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 30, 2009 at 04:23 PM
no one's said it yet - That is an ex-parrot!
> brawk! <
Posted by: MOTW | November 30, 2009 at 05:05 PM
- When a horse's head is too much ...
- When you care enough to send the very nest.
- Every kiss begins with prey.
- This is my gift to you, Alice. It's the best I could afford on a stretched budgie .. er, budget.
Posted by: MOTW | November 30, 2009 at 05:16 PM
He's pining for the fjords.
Posted by: Braniff | November 30, 2009 at 05:27 PM
Wabbit season! Duck season! Budgie season!
Posted by: MOTW | November 30, 2009 at 05:49 PM
Just exactly what do they mean "died of natural causes"? I suppose if you stuff the live bird in a plastic bag, it dies a "natural" cause, eh?
Posted by: RedRat | November 30, 2009 at 05:50 PM
'e's just resting... watch out and he would just VOOOM into those bars ....
Posted by: queensbee | November 30, 2009 at 06:09 PM
OK, Not My Usual Alias, WHO IS PEACHES?
Posted by: Bernard Scooper | November 30, 2009 at 06:13 PM
Beware of fake bird-head pendant necklace sterling silver plaques.
with a fake bird or fake sterling silver?
(How come nobody has mentioned Monty Python yet?)
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 30, 2009 at 06:16 PM
"We've got no food, no jobs . . .OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!
Since it will be hanging in the cleavage area wouldn't it make more sense to be the head of a tit?
Posted by: MartiniShark | November 30, 2009 at 06:48 PM
That thing is more densely packed with bad taste than the whole of Pigeon Forge and that's saying a lot.
Posted by: Steve | November 30, 2009 at 07:20 PM
That's just disturbing. I think you would be better off giving a vacuum even.
Posted by: Elon | November 30, 2009 at 07:26 PM
If they keep the parrot-head, yes, it's disturbing. If they really wanted to go for weird, though, they should do the Alien head and a bursting chest...that would probably sell a lot more to the bizarre side than this tame parrot head.
And, yes, psychopaths would go more for the parrot, so it'd be easy to tell which was which.
Posted by: Ben | November 30, 2009 at 07:39 PM
Steve - I see you have been to Dolly World!
Posted by: pogo | November 30, 2009 at 07:41 PM
For more, see this and this. If the second link won't load, go here
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Posted by: DavCat | November 30, 2009 at 08:35 PM
I was thinking "natural causes" meant that the cat left only the head at the foot of the bed.
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 30, 2009 at 11:05 PM
Wouldn't Jimmy Buffett fans like this necklace?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2009 at 11:11 PM
Uhm... the 'seller's other items' is even more disturbing.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=29772427
Posted by: RichZ | November 30, 2009 at 11:52 PM
Well, that explains this!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-pictures-bird-means-business.jpg
Folks, this is going to get a little messy before it's over.
Posted by: Bjdeming | December 01, 2009 at 03:24 AM
PS: Sorry the link isn't live. I'm new to commenting here, though have lurked at this blog for years, and don't yet have all the fancy HTML stuff down pat yet.
Posted by: Bjdeming | December 01, 2009 at 03:26 AM
Last words: "Let them eat crackers!"?
Posted by: BGinPNG | December 01, 2009 at 06:37 AM
Welcome out of the closet, Bjd, except please leave the machete-bearing bird behind (Siouxie will become jealous). Comment away, HTML or not.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 01, 2009 at 07:29 AM
GOOD MORNING!!!
I brought us all chicken biscuits for breakfast!
Posted by: Mercutio of Verona | December 01, 2009 at 08:49 AM
and ya'll think i'm weird.
Posted by: crossgirl | December 01, 2009 at 08:57 AM
Thanks MtB; not to worry, Siouxie!!
Posted by: Bjdeming | December 01, 2009 at 01:10 PM
If that doesn't convince her to lift the restraining order I don't know what will.
Posted by: Dex | December 01, 2009 at 05:40 PM
Nothing but a grin was left.
Posted by: Clown Puppy | December 02, 2009 at 01:28 PM