Dave Barry's Blog: DAD?

November 30, 2009

DAD?

(Thanks to chicomathmom)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2009 at 09:08 AM | Permalink

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I think I just pukes everything eaten since Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Loudmouth | November 30, 2009 at 09:18 AM

Mum-of-one-Emily has yet to tell the man she thought was her father about Chloe. “I will have to tell him at some point that I’m not really his, but it’s not something you suddenly drop into conversation."

Far better to publish it in a newspaper, right?

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 30, 2009 at 09:18 AM

-s, +d
Pic made me forget to proofread. Bleach needed.

Posted by: Loudmouth | November 30, 2009 at 09:20 AM

EIGHTY-TWO pairs of high-heeled shoes.

Well, it doesn't sound so bad if you write it in ALL-CAPS, does it?

Posted by: ScottMGS | November 30, 2009 at 09:32 AM

O...M...G...

Posted by: Clankazoid | November 30, 2009 at 09:35 AM

Klinger...
Is that you?

Posted by: Juggler_of_Geese™ | November 30, 2009 at 09:47 AM

Sorry...butt..that is one fugly she-man!

Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2009 at 10:22 AM

sob. sob. so glad she/he is happy now.

Posted by: queensbee | November 30, 2009 at 10:30 AM

Well, now they can do girly stuff together, like estrogen treatments and laser hair removal.

Posted by: padraig | November 30, 2009 at 10:50 AM

I wanna girl
Just like the girl
That once was
Dear old dad...

Posted by: Lairbo | November 30, 2009 at 10:55 AM

*snork* at Lairbo

Come on, people, who are we to judge?

Oh, heck, go ahead. Judge.

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 30, 2009 at 11:07 AM

Three words.

Oh My Gad!

Posted by: Mikey | November 30, 2009 at 11:13 AM

Everything is Ok, all the time.

Any questions?

Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 30, 2009 at 12:56 PM

that's right cheese, celebrate conformity

Posted by: mudstuffin | November 30, 2009 at 01:03 PM

"Emily, 22, says: “Chloe was squeezed into a silver dress and wearing make-up and a wig. I had no idea what to do so I said, ‘You look better than me… and I really like your shoes’.”
Emily is either blind, or a liar.

Posted by: Will (the other one) | November 30, 2009 at 01:39 PM

I thought it was Robert DeNiro

Posted by: Tash | November 30, 2009 at 02:23 PM

Yeah, yeah, dude looks like a lady!
When he has over 100 pair of shoes then he's officially a woman. Will, I think Emily is probably a liar. Or she was in shock.

Posted by: nursecindy | November 30, 2009 at 02:31 PM

A DIY sex change operation?! WTFBBQ?!!

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

Posted by: bonmot | November 30, 2009 at 02:38 PM

This is really weird because I used to own that dress. And yes, if you recall, I AM blind.

Posted by: Bernard Scooper | November 30, 2009 at 06:24 PM

If he catches the bouquet it is an inside job.

Posted by: MartiniShark | November 30, 2009 at 07:01 PM

OH... MY... GOD.

Posted by: phelps101893 | December 06, 2009 at 02:54 PM

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