CSI: CLINTON TOWNSHIP
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November 23, 2009
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(not THAT Clinton) . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves (aka Brian D.) | November 23, 2009 at 08:02 PM
I really don't want to hear about her mounting a duck...unless there is video, of course.
;)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 23, 2009 at 08:03 PM
I assume those were Royal Canadian Mounted Fish.
Posted by: Clankazoid | November 23, 2009 at 09:48 PM
Crappies? They're worth WHAT?
Posted by: Bernard Scooper | November 23, 2009 at 09:54 PM
I did not mount that fish.
Posted by: Bill C | November 24, 2009 at 01:15 AM
Mounted animals are just creepy. On another note, the second article had a woman who was drinking and raised a knife towards a policeman. She was later released and told not to return home that night.
Drunk with a knife, wandering around town in the middle of the night. Sounds like an adventure. Or "Halloween".
Posted by: Steve | November 24, 2009 at 09:53 AM
"Formally known as taxidermy". One gets the idea the reporter learned a new word.
"No, not 'taxi-derby'. There's not a bunch of cabbies crashing into each other. 'Taxi-der-mee.' Say it with me slowly."
Posted by: bonmot | November 24, 2009 at 09:56 AM
what a meal...honey, I'm STUFFED!!
Posted by: rick the ick | November 24, 2009 at 04:47 PM