CONVENIENCE-STORE CLERK OF THE WEEK SO FAR
The good news: He's very attentive. The bad news: He will attempt to mate with your leg.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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November 27, 2009
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And that "BP" on his shirt? That stands for Bites People.
Happy Thanksgiving, all!
You know how you get bored with the eating and sitting around, when visiting family? Well, I did some chainsaw work, plus I'm cleaning up my Mom's computer, which is slow as crap, for a brand new machine, and probably isn't helped by the fact that I have (so far) found THIRTEEN copies of each picture in her My Pictures folder. Anyway, I'm being productive.
My brother, on the other hand, spent all afternoon/early evening raking leaves, yesterday. He's asleep now. When he finally gets out of bed, would it be cruel of me to suggest that he look out the window? Where all the leaves are? All over the ground and the driveway?
These moral questions trouble me.
Posted by: CJrun | November 27, 2009 at 08:59 AM
Doug looks good in his blue shirt but I think he needs a hairnet.
Posted by: Mitch | November 27, 2009 at 09:47 AM
On second look, I think that shirt is black. That won't do.
Wardrobe, we need a costume change.
Posted by: Mitch | November 27, 2009 at 09:49 AM
Would you like fleas with that?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 27, 2009 at 09:50 AM
Call ATF -- he's not old enough to sell cigarettes.
Posted by: Ralph | November 27, 2009 at 10:10 AM
Cody lost his previous job as a WalMart greeter because his "greeting" customers in the crotch was deemed inappropriate.
Posted by: Lairbo | November 27, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Yet another Canadian taking a job from us hard-working Americans.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 27, 2009 at 10:36 AM
" May I hump... I mean... help you ? "
Posted by: Clankazoid | November 27, 2009 at 10:52 AM
Always wondered where my ex was.
Posted by: Bernard Scooper | November 27, 2009 at 11:16 AM
A dog selling cigarettes? That's just not right. Somebody call PETA.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 27, 2009 at 01:46 PM
If BP stands for bites people that may actually come in handy sometime.
Posted by: Theresa | November 27, 2009 at 01:56 PM
"Ok, the shoplifter is described as a 'R-ort, R-ubby, R-eth R-oking R-ooking R-astard.'"
Posted by: Account Deleted | November 27, 2009 at 02:22 PM
"Anyone up for some poker?"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 27, 2009 at 02:32 PM
No beer for you bitch.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 27, 2009 at 07:24 PM
"Restroom? Sorry. But there's a fire hydrant on the corner."
Posted by: SW | November 28, 2009 at 01:46 AM
Does he get paid? With anything other than Milkbones?
Posted by: phelps101893 | November 28, 2009 at 10:26 AM
Remember our policy: No shirt,
no shoes, no service.Key Swedish Donald Duck question: Does he wear pants?
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 28, 2009 at 02:50 PM
Very cool dog! Hilarious!
Posted by: Nathaniel P. Renaud | November 30, 2009 at 02:39 AM