BOFFINS DISCOVER MAGIC FLESH-FLASHING NUMBER FOR WOMEN SEEKING TO ATTRACT MEN

Forty percent.

(Thanks to catmanmax)

Comments

[Steve]

It also helps to know the right 40%.

[Allen at Division]

Yes, WHICH 40% is the key here (speaking as a boffin...)

[Annie Where-but-here]

It also helps not to look like a rabid skeleton, Posh.

[fivver]

Each arm counted for 10 per cent, each leg for 15 per cent and the torso for 50 per cent.

So to get to 40% we're talking both legs and one arm?

[Cheesewiz]

"But girls who get it all out put off blokes – because fellas reckon they are too easy."

Like Santa and the Easter Bunny, there is no such thing.

[NotSherly]

I agree with Annie
I don't understand David Beckham.

So, I'll just look at him.

[Siouxie]

fivver, I guess I'm doomed.

*covers right arm*

[padraig]

And of course, as a boffin wannabe, I must further research the question, "40% of what?" Percentages are misleading. In some cases even less than 40% could represent significant square footage.

[Horace LaBadie]

Excuse me while I take some measurements.

[Braniff]

I like how the second article mentioned various height and weight criteria for men who are successful at meeting the ladies. But they ignored the only valid criteria: the size of his....wallet.

[Barbie]

Math is hard!

[Siouxie]

Barbie, careful with the hair flip. You may damage your brain cell.

[Mitch]

I'm a 39.715% guy.

[njl]

You have got to be kidding me. I would much rather do anything with the Jordan person than that thing on the right. damn she's hot.

[Bernard Scooper]

OK, got it... right knee, left arm, and two square inches of back. That will be the weirdest dress you ever saw.

[Jeff Meyerson]

But girls who get it all out put off blokes – because fellas reckon they are too easy.

And this is going to put guys off? Which guys, exactly?

Dead guys?

[Steve Haller]

for njl

[nursecindy]

Steve, that woman is definitely showing more than the acceptable 40% so I'm sure most blog guys are extremely put off by that picture. Now put her in a turtle neck and they would be all over her, right guys? Besides our blog guys go for brainy ladies.

[nursecindy]

Am I the only one having problems with the drop down ad? It keeps asking me if it can do a free full body evaluation on me.

[frederic1943]

I prefer 100% for both of us.

[Loudmouth]

I'm OK if you cover all the limbs, wear a thong and maybe a bag. 40%, right.

Do boffins live in Mom's basement?

[Clankazoid]

40% of her is 40% of Rosie's big toe.

[nora]

thank goodness this study came out! i spend ssssooooooo many hours crying, worrying, and obsessing over how to get the attention of random males i don't know who will probably leave the toilet seat up and drink all the beer. whew! one less stress!

[Loudmouth]

Nothing a conical bra and a tight sweater wouldn't make up for.

[Meanie the Blue]

Does this dress make 40% of me look big?

[bonmot]

First time I ever wanted to be a boffin.