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November 24, 2009
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OK, three of my neighbors, two coworkers and myself in 1979.
Posted by: Bernard Scooper | November 24, 2009 at 08:15 AM
They caught the eyes perfectly. Impressive talent.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | November 24, 2009 at 08:18 AM
Bernard, where are your ears?
My favorite remains the Robbie Coltrane one.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 24, 2009 at 08:20 AM
How many people have a grid on their face? It wouldn't be that hard to figure out.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 24, 2009 at 08:28 AM
My ears? They're with my squirrel suit. I hold them on with the waistband of an old pair of pantyhose. So nothing has changed since 1979, really.
Posted by: Bernard Scooper | November 24, 2009 at 08:47 AM
The reason so many people hate to have their pictures taken is that the pictures look so much like them.
Posted by: Steve | November 24, 2009 at 09:27 AM
This gives my students confidence: SOMEbody is a worse "draw-er" than they are, and yet, effective.
Posted by: Tash | November 24, 2009 at 09:35 AM
i'm going to nyc tomorrow - i check if he's there...
Posted by: queensbee | November 24, 2009 at 09:45 AM
Here he is! I found him!
and DAMN, he's one mean-looking son of a bitch...!
Posted by: Steve Haller | November 24, 2009 at 09:59 AM
The lack of a unibrow was a dead give-away.
Posted by: bonmot | November 24, 2009 at 10:10 AM
Is he single?? cindy wants to know. She's got a thing for those sketchy types.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 24, 2009 at 10:14 AM
That looks suspiciously like a toupee to me...I bet this is a disguise!
Posted by: tw | November 24, 2009 at 10:52 AM
Oops. Nope, I was wrong in my previous post. Here's the offender:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000BKIM.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
Posted by: tw | November 24, 2009 at 10:54 AM
Siouxie, I do like the 'bad boy' type but he's just a little too one dimensional for me. He kind of reminds me of this guy.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 24, 2009 at 12:11 PM
No thanks Siouxie. But does anybody else think he looks a little like this guy?
Posted by: nursecindy | November 24, 2009 at 12:14 PM
Kicks bot repeatedly. Dumb bot.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 24, 2009 at 12:24 PM
I saw this guy last week! He was making balloon animals at a local wings place - but his nose was rounder.
Posted by: MartiniShark | November 24, 2009 at 12:57 PM
Somebody sprayed him with "Erase-a-Face".
What IS "Erase-a-Face" you may ask?
Dunno. I just made it up.
Posted by: Wolfsong | November 24, 2009 at 01:18 PM
So Curly and Larry escaped ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | November 24, 2009 at 01:59 PM
My thoughts exactly Clank. Here is the mug shot
Posted by: BA | November 24, 2009 at 02:15 PM
From man to Mars, no, I mean lines. It all drinks like something we heard of (I hope)
Okay, it goes like this, God makes man, and he screws up eating from the Tree and then his life is something like making SunTea, only some of us are putting way too much emphasis on the Tea instead of the Sun, and we all know the Sun likes its Tea good.
Posted by: Mier | November 24, 2009 at 03:45 PM
There's nothing like the secure feeling of having a roof over your head.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 24, 2009 at 07:55 PM
Update: Using that amazingly detailed drawing, they caught the guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqIF9SFHj8E&feature=related
Posted by: Moe | November 24, 2009 at 08:08 PM
Every time I see a police sketch I think, "Well, now I know what he doesn't look like." I've never seen one that remotely resembled the actual suspect. This one is about as good as any others I've ever seen.
Posted by: Steve D | November 24, 2009 at 08:54 PM
It won't hold up, Moe. No matter how much they try to hide it, that dude has ears.
Posted by: Elon | November 24, 2009 at 10:19 PM
He is also unarmed.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 26, 2009 at 11:09 AM