AN EXAMPLE OF A STORY WE DID NOT READ PAST THE HEADLINE OF
...can be found here.
(Thanks to Don Faber)
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I suspect that in about one minute the workplace decency filter will block the site.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 17, 2009 at 09:31 AM
It is difficult to read past the headline, as it is repeated several times.
But once you do, there's a ton o' weird stuff in that article. Personal fave: female gorilla eats photo of future male
primateroommate.Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 17, 2009 at 09:37 AM
Hand-cranked vibrators??
WHY????
Posted by: Siouxie | November 17, 2009 at 10:20 AM
Vegan condoms? Anything that keeps them from reproducing, I guess.
Posted by: padraig | November 17, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Siouxie - maybe it's a combination exercise bike/vibe.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 17, 2009 at 10:30 AM
*snork* @ padraig.
Maybe the always-raring-to-go bakery drop out could get a job testing these items.
Posted by: Lairbo | November 17, 2009 at 10:33 AM
Hand-crankable vibrators? Why not just eliminate the middle man altogether?
Posted by: Ford79 | November 17, 2009 at 10:35 AM
Hmmm...the new Thigh Master could be much more fun...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 17, 2009 at 10:39 AM
"Back-to-nature sex, with vegan condoms and hand-cranked personal vibrators" would be a good headline and lead-in for that story.
They probably should repeat it a few times.
Posted by: bonmot | November 17, 2009 at 10:57 AM
"Vegan condoms"--You are
whowhat you eat...Posted by: Allen at Division | November 17, 2009 at 11:33 AM
Nobody caught the gay male vulture couple that zoo officials were going to give a false egg to, but then the gay vultures broke up and paired off with (gasp) females and produced chicks on the same day?
This can't possibly be true. I'm pretty sure i saw that story line on Days of Our Lives last week.
Posted by: Manda | November 17, 2009 at 04:39 PM
In my (albeit limited) experience, trying to remove leather (or any other firmly attached bovine bits)from unslaughtered cattle for restraints, whips or any number of adult entertainment accoutrements will really tick off the cattle in question.
Posted by: Moooootpoint | November 17, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Mooot? When/why did you attempt to remove bovine bits from living cattle? And which bits, exactly?
Posted by: wingpup | November 17, 2009 at 10:37 PM
Yeah, like I want to wrap a zucchini around my thing. Second thought...WWWD (WhatWouldWalterDo)?
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 18, 2009 at 06:17 AM