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Posted by: bonmot | October 28, 2009 at 12:31 PM
F*** you, a$$hole!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 28, 2009 at 12:32 PM
That should have been in " " of course.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 28, 2009 at 12:33 PM
That's my Governor!
Posted by: NotSoShyJan | October 28, 2009 at 12:36 PM
"I'm heah tu f*ck (***CLAP***) yu up!"
Posted by: Siouxie | October 28, 2009 at 12:36 PM
Such actions do not reflect well on the Governator.
No doubt, he was justified in being annoyed at the legislator.
Only, there's a right way and a wrong way to express it.
Responding in this way seems juvenile, and the people deserve better.
'K?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 28, 2009 at 12:39 PM
So
He
Isn't
The
Hero
Everyone
A
Dored
Posted by: trustf8 | October 28, 2009 at 12:39 PM
Watch who you say that to Jeff. The target in question asked for some French action on his gay something or other.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 28, 2009 at 12:44 PM
Awesome.
Posted by: Guin | October 28, 2009 at 12:51 PM
I doubt with his grasp of the English language that he could spell eff you.
Posted by: eve | October 28, 2009 at 12:53 PM
Our governor, Rick Perry (TX) once signed off from a radio interview, when tape was still running but he thought it was off, with, "Adios, MoFo!"
Posted by: bonmot | October 28, 2009 at 12:57 PM
really meanie? my esteem for the man just went up astronomically. i was a fan, shoot since the late sixties when he was mr. universe like, forever. personally i was skeptical when he went from body building to acting, but enjoyed "conan" and loved every minute of 'the terminator'. i am usually right-leaning politically, so at first i had great respect for him in this regard too. but then, well you know...
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 28, 2009 at 12:57 PM
Really meanie? my esteem for the man just went up
Astronomically. i was a fan, shoot since the late
Sixties when he was mr. universe like, forever.
Personally i was skeptical when he went from body
Building to acting, but enjoyed "conan" and loved Every minute of 'the terminator'. i am usually
Right-leaning politically, so at first i had great
Respect for him in this regard too. but then, well
You know...
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 28, 2009 at 12:59 PM
Really meanie? my esteem for the man just went up
Astronomically. i was a fan, shoot since the late
Sixties when he was mr. universe like, forever.
Personally i was skeptical when he went from body
Building to acting, but enjoyed "conan" and loved
Every minute of 'the terminator'. i am usually
Right-leaning politically, so at first i had great
Respect for him in this regard too. but then, well
You know...
this damn thing is more complicated than it looks...
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 28, 2009 at 01:00 PM
mud - please go back to my post and read it with a vertical eye.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 28, 2009 at 01:00 PM
H
E
H
!
no it's not ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | October 28, 2009 at 01:01 PM
Glad we're on the same
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 28, 2009 at 01:12 PM
page, mud.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 28, 2009 at 01:13 PM
He probably got the idea from a certain headstone which may or may not have been blogged before.
Regardless, excellent.
Posted by: Dad-O-Lot | October 28, 2009 at 01:36 PM
Wow, I am impressed.
I mean, I knew "Tifuc K'yous" was a nasty curse in Klingon, but I didn't know Ahnold and the rest of you were such Trekkies! You boldly go, gang!
Posted by: padraig | October 28, 2009 at 01:45 PM
VERY nice slam! Totally deniable.
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 28, 2009 at 01:54 PM
right back atcha arnold.
Posted by: yellowdog granny | October 28, 2009 at 02:22 PM
right back atcha arnold.
Posted by: yellowdog granny | October 28, 2009 at 02:22 PM
right back atcha arnold.
Posted by: yellowdog granny | October 28, 2009 at 02:22 PM
Eat your heart out, Dan Brown.
Posted by: Clankazoid | October 28, 2009 at 02:38 PM
snork @ Clank. I hate those books.
Posted by: Guin | October 28, 2009 at 07:40 PM
I don't like them either Guin. I'm sure Ahnold didn't know that the first letters of his sentences would spell that out. I also believe in Santa Claus who I hear lives with Elvis.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 28, 2009 at 08:46 PM
I doubt his grasp of English is sophisticated enough to do this without help. He probably hired an undocumented alien to help.
Posted by: Steve | October 28, 2009 at 10:03 PM
Serious post - what bugs me about this story is the press' timidity, to the point of intentionally being factually inaccurate. Many news reports, including this one, have the guy saying “kiss my gay ass.” Some, as here, even put it in quotes.
The REAL quote - and it has been played on local radio - was "Kiss my f*ggot ass. Kiss my ass." The guy is an out-of-the-closet gay, NTTAWWT, but that knowledge helps provide the context that the word the press is afraid to repeat was not used by him in a derogatory fashion.
No Pulitzer for you, Kim Zetter.
Posted by: SW | October 29, 2009 at 02:08 AM
Aren't there Bible scholars who do the same thing in regard to the scriptures? They feed passages into a computer program that runs like an overworked word-gamer which, given enough time and tweaking, finds all kinds of hidden fortune-tells like the JFK assassination, Yankees winning multiple World Series, and the Britney Spears meltdown.
Posted by: Mitch | October 29, 2009 at 10:42 AM
I still like the Terminator movies. Especially at the beginning when Arnold appears and is nekkid. Wow. Sorry, I'm not a real deep thinker at times.
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