WE DO NOT WANT TO GO STRAIGHT TO HELL
So we are not planning to blog this item any time in the foreseeable future.
(Thanks anyway to Raymond W.)
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"Become a Muf-Fan"
Have been for years.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 27, 2009 at 02:49 PM
I told you guys not to bother judi. Now look what you've done! You've made her blog something
unbloggablenew.Posted by: Siouxie | October 27, 2009 at 02:50 PM
I have one thing to say: huckabee.
Posted by: Clown Puppy | October 27, 2009 at 02:51 PM
Hmmm... Did Joseph Smith sign off on this?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | October 27, 2009 at 02:52 PM
No Marie Osmond?
Posted by: Guin | October 27, 2009 at 02:54 PM
I'm sure the Osmonds have been muf-fans for years!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 27, 2009 at 02:57 PM
that is just so wrong on so many levels... well two, really.
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 27, 2009 at 03:04 PM
I've never met a Mormon with a sense of humor. Neither of them.
Posted by: Steve | October 27, 2009 at 03:07 PM
No links to the magic underwear?
Why do you always take two Mormons fishing with you?
Because if you take just one, he'll drink all your beer.
Posted by: bonmot | October 27, 2009 at 03:30 PM
I went to college at a small school in Cedar City Utah (Home of the Utah Shakespearean Festival) where I had quite a few Mormon Muffins.
Posted by: wiredog | October 27, 2009 at 03:30 PM
NICE calendar!!
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 27, 2009 at 03:35 PM
What about Mitt Romney? He seems like a joke sometimes.
Posted by: Elon | October 27, 2009 at 03:37 PM
Cool.
Since they're of the Mormon-ish persuasion, does it mean that you can have a whole bunch of 'em at once???
Posted by: Brian | October 27, 2009 at 03:39 PM
bonmot that is actually VERY FUNNY. subtle.
Posted by: judi | October 27, 2009 at 03:39 PM
Mormons don't believe in Hell, so you're perfectly safe blogging this. :)
Posted by: Adora | October 27, 2009 at 03:53 PM
Muffins...? Is that what you call 'em ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | October 27, 2009 at 03:56 PM
Hot Mormon Muffins?
Hubba hubba!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 27, 2009 at 05:08 PM
If you've seen one muffin . . .
ya pretty much want to see all the rest of 'em, too.
Posted by: Tatersalad | October 27, 2009 at 05:17 PM
I am a senior non-commissioned officer on the Air Force retired list, having worn a uniform extensively in our country and in 18 other nations (including Western Europe) as a direct representitive of our nation. After retiring from the military, I majored in Criminal Justice; I had a counseling program for misdemeanor offender for twelve years in four central Texas counties. I taught 12-hr. seminars essentially about Values and Behavioral Change for around 5,000 people. Since 1971, I have been a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. I am neither stupid nor obtuse, and I protest your website publicizing and promoting this kind of empty-minded trash. I have been a Dave Barry fan for many years. Attacking a religion, ANY religion, is way below you.
Posted by: Chuck | October 27, 2009 at 05:20 PM
Mormons don't believe in hell? More than one wife is hell.
Posted by: abbie normal | October 27, 2009 at 05:28 PM
Um Chuck, if you have been a fan of Dave's for years how is this your first experience with empty-minded content? You also seemed to have missed his extensive coverage of all the permutations and manifestations of Jesus in everything from frying pans to an IKEA bathroom door.
Posted by: MartiniShark | October 27, 2009 at 06:45 PM
And lets us not forget the Virgin Mary toast.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 27, 2009 at 06:53 PM
Religion, or lack thereof, is as valid a target of humor as any other topic, as long as it's not done as a way favoring one religion as superior to another.
I see none of that when Dave satirizes various religions.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 27, 2009 at 08:18 PM
Besides...we keep the handbasket ready at all times.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 27, 2009 at 08:40 PM
Siouxie, remember we're taking the stretch handbasket.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 27, 2009 at 09:12 PM
I'm also confused how this came across as an "attack". I, for one, embrace these lovely ladies. (Whoops)
Posted by: MartiniShark | October 27, 2009 at 09:53 PM
Meanie, we sure do know how to travel in style.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 27, 2009 at 10:45 PM
What's UPChuck? I see, not jesus but a white salamander in magic underwear, with a twelve year old bride.
Posted by: BA | October 27, 2009 at 11:01 PM
*hops in handbasket*
Considering I am a Pastafarian and do not believe in Hell, where are we going?
*opens cooler and hands out beer*
Posted by: djtonyb | October 27, 2009 at 11:34 PM
*breaks out bag of Cheez-us and grills some Virgin Marys*
Posted by: djtonyb | October 27, 2009 at 11:39 PM
Chuck - thank you for your service.
In my humble opinion - God does have a sense of humor. Exhibit one - my ex-husband. Exhibit 2 - smart cars. Exhibit (d)- aardvarks and giraffes.
Posted by: azred | October 28, 2009 at 12:31 AM
wow...c'mon chuck?? grab a sense 'o humor. This is funny!!! c'mon...I'm catholic. How many catholic priest jokes have ya laughed about??? The people here are (mostly) harmless( yeah a douglas adams fan) so...get off the bike...grab glass of iced tea and chill :-)
Posted by: PharmTech | October 28, 2009 at 01:49 AM
Chuck -- please. Not that I think you'll come back to read this
and therefore the rest of this will exist solely to entertain my friends here and possibly be a little bit masturbatory in humorous naturebut really, where did you get your definition of "attack"? Al Sharpton's yard sale?Oh yeah, there's this -- judi posted this, not Dave. Ask anyone around here -- Dave can hold his own when he pisses people off, but we can get downright vicious when somebody goes after her. So go back to a different yard sale and buy another sense of humor to replace the one you evidently lost, please.
Posted by: WriterDude | October 28, 2009 at 02:14 AM
i have no idea how is posting a website is an attack. Did mormoms create the site? i have no idea. it's funny. it's supposed to be funny. and yes, mormoms DO have a sense of humor. present company withstanding.
Posted by: crossgirl | October 28, 2009 at 09:06 AM
heh! WriterDude said masturbatory.
Course....NOW I'm gonna have to *SMACK* Chuck for dissing on our s.b.
♫ I don't care if it rains or freezes as long as I got my bag of Cheez-us♪
Posted by: Siouxie | October 28, 2009 at 09:44 AM
*snork* @ "Al Sharpton's yard sale".
Posted by: bonmot | October 28, 2009 at 09:53 AM
Maybe Chuck is a little sensitive on this issue because the creator of the site is an openly gay (NTTAWWT) Mormon who was excommunicated by the church AND had his BA degree rescinded by BYU (eesh). Someone does NOT have a sense of humor.
Posted by: Wvplantman | October 28, 2009 at 10:20 AM
is it a coincidence that the website can be read as "mormons exposed" or "mormon sex posed"
Posted by: JohnnyB | October 30, 2009 at 12:27 PM