UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT
Well, no, you definitely don't want a traffic ticket on your record, but...
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
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I have no pity for her.
Posted by: Elon | October 29, 2009 at 02:15 PM
And Daddy would be so proud.
Posted by: Elon | October 29, 2009 at 02:15 PM
A parrot was removed from Hubbard's car, the report said.
That parrot was pining for the fjords the whole time.
Posted by: Lairbo | October 29, 2009 at 02:16 PM
I'll bet her dad was just delighted to have his name brought up in this.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 29, 2009 at 02:18 PM
Did the car have various ghoulies painted on it? And a vaguely piratical theme?
Posted by: wiredog | October 29, 2009 at 02:19 PM
A good lawyer will blame the parrot. Arrgh!
Posted by: Ralph | October 29, 2009 at 02:23 PM
I do NOT want to hear that parrot's repertoire of phrases and expressions. It's been under a bad influence.
Posted by: padraig | October 29, 2009 at 02:28 PM
Is she single?
Posted by: CJrun | October 29, 2009 at 02:29 PM
She called him racially derogatory names...
A Florida driver?
Posted by: jon | October 29, 2009 at 02:31 PM
the cops stopped a woman named julie
who was found to be rude and unruly
she cussed and she spat
then wee-wee'd and that
thoroughly pissed them off, truly
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 29, 2009 at 02:35 PM
GOOD LORD WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE?!?!?!?
Posted by: nora | October 29, 2009 at 03:28 PM
"Removed a parrot from her car . . ." I KNEW she had some pirate in her.
Posted by: bonmot | October 29, 2009 at 03:41 PM
hmmmm... disappearing comment section....
Posted by: trustf8 | October 29, 2009 at 03:41 PM
That big, bad officer must have beaten her with his ugly stick.
Really bad too!
Posted by: Brian | October 29, 2009 at 03:44 PM
A parrot was removed from Hubbard's car, the report said.
Looks like Polly already got her Cracker.
Posted by: 9 | October 29, 2009 at 03:44 PM
Thank you, trust ... it's not just me ... or the booze....
Posted by: Account Deleted | October 29, 2009 at 03:45 PM
Meanie?? did you broked the blog??
Posted by: Siouxie | October 29, 2009 at 03:46 PM
Could be. It says below that you can use HTML to underline, but when I tried it this happened:
We can
underline
now?Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 29, 2009 at 03:48 PM
nora, don't make me look at her again.
YIPES!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 29, 2009 at 03:49 PM
Why couldn't I post a comment before? It was just blank. Again, apologies to my neighbors for running outside and yelling, "The blog's broken!"
Posted by: nursecindy | October 29, 2009 at 03:50 PM
Hubbard also purposely urinated in the back of the car, the report said.
Now she sounds like a fun date.
GOOD LORD WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE?!?!?!?
Posted by: nora | October 29, 2009 at 03:28 PM
Well nora, it did say she banged her head against the divider several times, though I don't think she could have inflicted that much damage.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 29, 2009 at 03:52 PM
TypeWeird seems to be trying to make live changes.
And doing a heckuva bad job at it.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 29, 2009 at 03:52 PM
¿uɐǝɯ ı ʇɐɥʍ ǝǝs
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 29, 2009 at 03:57 PM
Nothing like alpha testing on the live server.
Posted by: wiredog | October 29, 2009 at 04:01 PM
She looks like a California mudslide.
Posted by: MartiniShark | October 29, 2009 at 04:03 PM
It looks like the b*tch is LAUGHING.
They should throw the book at her. Literally.
It would be an improvement.
Posted by: Chris S. | October 29, 2009 at 04:13 PM
Let's see if we can now do...
this
or
this
or
thisor even
this
COOL!!!Except that underline (u), except not using parenthasieesesses but bracket-thingees, doesn't seem to work. (my spelling may be off.)
Posted by: Brian | October 29, 2009 at 04:13 PM
Hey, if spitting on people and calling them names isn't classy enough for you, try peeing in the back of the patrol car. That's sure to arouse lots of public sympathy and make people think you're an innocent victim of unnecessary police harshness. No jury would ever convict you after that...
Posted by: Jonadab the Unsightly One | October 29, 2009 at 04:14 PM
Hard to believe that she's from Volusia County though. I mean, it DOES appear that she has a few teeth.
Posted by: Brian | October 29, 2009 at 04:15 PM
I had the same posting problems, but it seems fixed now.
Posted by: bonmot | October 29, 2009 at 04:16 PM
I've always used brackets to wrap html.<u> doesn't work, but i, b, and strike do.
Posted by: wiredog | October 29, 2009 at 04:17 PM
Maybe
like this
.Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | October 29, 2009 at 04:20 PM
i b strike?
i hope the yankees b STRIKING OUT
again
;)
Posted by: trustf8 | October 29, 2009 at 04:21 PM
Me too, trustf8.
(Everything is rearranged down here in the new comment section. Trippy.)
Posted by: NotSherly, notsureshe likes it. | October 29, 2009 at 04:40 PM
I think nc kicked the bot this morning.
Posted by: NotSherly | October 29, 2009 at 04:49 PM
I finally watched Marley and Me the other night and I'm pretty sure I saw Dave. He was kind of blurry and dark because a cake was whizzing past him, but I think it was him. Can anyone confirm if Dave actually made it into the film?
Posted by: Manda | October 29, 2009 at 04:54 PM
Judging by the latest reports, Pepsi should definitely hire her as their new secretary...
Posted by: Steve Haller | October 29, 2009 at 04:59 PM
OK - this should make a bulleted list.
Did it work?
Posted by: Diva | October 29, 2009 at 05:03 PM
Dang. Now it just indents it. Poop!!
Posted by: Diva | October 29, 2009 at 05:03 PM
I want my parrot back! He needs to hang out with better looking birds.
Posted by: Pirateboy | October 29, 2009 at 05:06 PM
Bat sh*t crazy. Gotta be.
Posted by: bonmot | October 29, 2009 at 05:20 PM
I hope to heaven that alcohol was not involved.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | October 29, 2009 at 05:42 PM
Triple threat. Stupid, drunk, incontinent.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 29, 2009 at 06:02 PM
Manda, Dave was definitely in the film. In fact I noticed that Jennifer Aniston couldn't keep her eyes off him. Lucky Jennifer.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 29, 2009 at 06:40 PM
Loudmouth, don't forget fugly.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 29, 2009 at 07:52 PM
There's a face that should be on a " lips that touch wine will never touch mine " temperance poster.
Posted by: Clankazoid | October 29, 2009 at 08:16 PM
Yo.
Posted by: Brian | October 29, 2009 at 08:17 PM
Somehow, I am neither surprised that she has a sh*t eating smile on her face, nor that she had a parrot in the car with her. It just....fits somehow.
Posted by: silver | October 29, 2009 at 09:40 PM
You go, girl!
Wait, she already did....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 29, 2009 at 10:51 PM