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October 23, 2009


Pink thong fetish flasher jailed

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)


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Shovelin was forced to hand over his thongs to the Crown after prosecutor Kate Potter asked that they be forfeited.

I hope the bailiff was wearing at least two pair of rubber gloves (and using tongs, too) to handle that thing.

Shovelin was forced to hand over his thongs

And if he does it again, what'll they take?

Nicked for his knickers, eh?

I'd say this guy had a lot of balls pulling this stuff in central Glasgow (think Pittsburgh) but since there's no picture we can't check (thankfully).

My favorite line was also Shovelin was forced to hand over his thongs to the Crown after prosecutor Kate Potter asked that they be forfeited.

The Glasgow forfeited property auction on eBay will be unusual this year.

So much for moving to Scotland...

Put that kilt back down!

shovelin??? shovelin what? never mind. a pythonic name.

Don't people in the UK know that they're CCTV cameras everywhere?

I don't think that's what the normal Scotsman wears under his kilt.

I want to know what kind of pictures they looked at to identify him.

As a duly selected representative from the Society Of People Who Do Not Live In Or Anywhere Near Glasgow (SOPWDNLIOANG for short), I hearby offer this sentiment relating to this story, and I quote: "Whew!"

He's done it before. So it really is a case where the thong has ended, but the malady lingers on.



Put 'em on
Put 'em on
Put on those pink thongs
When all hope is gone
Why don't you dress down and put 'em on
You reach into your pants
And feel their gentle touch
When all hope is gone
Pink thongs say so much...

Mr Death...

I must say your poetry warms the coddles of my heart.


*belated SNORK @ bonmot!*

also... KFC has an outlet store in Glasgow? Do the sell off the fried chicken that didn't meet QC standards of the US?


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