« Previous | Main | Next »

October 01, 2009

IS IT TOO LATE TO MAKE A SUGGESTION FOR THE RECEPTION?

(Thanks for this question, and the link, to Not My Usual Alias)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

I have a feeling Dave would never get off of it.

Lot's of champagne, wedding cake, and a jet powered carousel. What could possibly go wrong?

"Ummm...Honey, I have an idea that might be fun."

It looks like a lot more fun than getting lifted and spun in chairs.

ARR! ARR! Why didn't *I* think of this?!

If they change the reception plans now, they'll lose their deposits on the WeinerMobile, the F-16, the giant Slip'n'Slide, and the fleet of motorized beer coolers and bar stools, so I'm afraid they're going to have to pass on the jet carousel.

Although, it's never too soon to start planning for the first grandchild's first birthday...

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Dear future Mrs. Barry - Please continue attending to the napkin folding configuration, canape toothpick color palette, and other vital matters. There is nothing to see here .....

The question that I think I already know the answer to is, did they test that thing with crash test dummies before they put humans on it?

(Expected answer: "Do you know how much two of those dummies COST?")

Ummmm . . . couple o' things . . . who's the chick with the sex boots and lab coat . . . and what's with the black flag -- is this the Anarchist Illini?

I assume somebody was holding the beer out of camera shot.

Are the Remainders playing the reception?
Now there's some music you can dance to!

I would imagine that barfing all over the guests would put a damper on the festivities.

And they will want this knife to cut the cake

Horace, give Siouxie her knife back right now.

It's not a knife, it's a MACHETE! Cheez! Even I know THAT!

BTW, the difference is, it's easy to lick all the frosting off a knife.

Can't see the video. Too much interference from the firewall here at work, apparently.

Schade, boy.

("Schade" in German means "too bad".)

Huh. bonmot does not sound like a German name.

NO! NO! NO! It's FIGHTER JETS for the reception, jet powered carousels for the first anniversary. Jeez, where's Miss Manners when you need her?

My old frat buddies could do that equipped only with matches.

The comments to this entry are closed.

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise