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I'd like to get one of these tattoos on my forehead, but I don't want to mess up my giant black widow spider. It might make me look conspicuous.
Posted by: padraig | October 29, 2009 at 07:25 PM
IIII I II I IIII III II.
Posted by: Mitch | October 29, 2009 at 07:36 PM
Bar cod?
*hair flip*
Posted by: Siouxie | October 29, 2009 at 07:51 PM
My tinfoil hat covers it nicely.
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 29, 2009 at 07:55 PM
i don't know about no cod, but i used get oysters at a bar called the library back home. they would serve 'em in a shot glass... 5 for $5. called 'em "shooters". yep. you just pick up the glass and slug 'em down. someone told me they're still alive when you start chewing on 'em. don't know about that, but they're pretty tasty little critters, i can tell you that.
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 29, 2009 at 07:59 PM
Anyone got a rolled up newspaper ? There's something crawling across that guy's lip.
Posted by: Clankazoid | October 29, 2009 at 08:13 PM
Thank goodness I have bangs that will cover any cod's on my forehead.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 29, 2009 at 08:14 PM
So a cod walks into a bar...
Posted by: djtonyb | October 29, 2009 at 08:55 PM
Shoot, with my forehead, you could put the whole of "War and Peace" up there and have room for an index.
Posted by: Steve | October 29, 2009 at 08:58 PM
OT
If you go to the "Strumpdate" post, danceswithvowels has a link to the Chicago strumpet. You all should check out the costumes. I knew those people were nuts ;-)
/OT
Posted by: Siouxie | October 29, 2009 at 09:23 PM
?
Posted by: Ralph | October 29, 2009 at 09:39 PM
If it's not the mark of the beast, blame it on an active cod.
Posted by: Ralph | October 29, 2009 at 09:41 PM
One word. Idiocracy.
Bar code for the beast.
Welcome to the feast.
The birds will eat your eyes.
The number of demise.
By your stripes you will be seen.
Happy Halloween.
Bwahahahah.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 29, 2009 at 10:01 PM
It's all a big scan, if you ask me.
And the Napervillains did a super job - check 'em out!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 29, 2009 at 10:49 PM
Is that Kurt Russell/Todd 3465?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | October 29, 2009 at 11:27 PM
I've been waiting for one of those. Won't have to remember my name or address any more.
Posted by: Tash | October 29, 2009 at 11:28 PM
I'm holding out for the Da Vinci Bar Code.
Posted by: Lairbo | October 30, 2009 at 12:15 AM
It's ok, it can't last past 2012.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | October 30, 2009 at 01:01 AM
just think how easy this will make police work!
"due to a malfunction in central scanning, the suspects were identified as a 32oz can of cling peaches, and a penguin classics edition of 'beowulf'. "
Posted by: insomniac | October 30, 2009 at 01:28 AM
Bar code: "No, ma'am, I haven't seen him all night."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2009 at 07:34 AM
one word: meshuggener.
as bill engvall might have it- here's yer sign. oh wait, you already got one.
Posted by: queensbee | October 30, 2009 at 07:48 AM
*snork* at insom and the meanster. Oh heck, and all you guys.
Posted by: NotSherly | October 30, 2009 at 07:53 AM
Ralph, I am not a number! I am a free man!
Posted by: Ford79 | October 30, 2009 at 08:16 AM
does it come with a side of microchips?
Posted by: crossgirl | October 30, 2009 at 08:16 AM
That's sooo 1979. Embedded RFID chips are all the rage with today's kids.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | October 30, 2009 at 08:21 AM
They ought to be required for politicians. After all, aren't most of them for sale?
Posted by: Davec | October 30, 2009 at 09:03 AM
I really miss The Weekly World News. It was my main source of "real" news, unlike all the phoney networks and daily periodicals. Ummm...except The Miami Herald, of course! Heh-heh...
I wonder how Bat Boy is doing?
Posted by: Brian | October 30, 2009 at 09:38 AM
There used to be a bar in Raleigh, NC called "He's Not Here."
Posted by: bonmot | October 30, 2009 at 10:15 AM