HAVERSTRAW CRIME ALERT
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October 28, 2009
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"The man, whose description was sketchy, ... "
Was he one of the two masterminds from Iowa, maybe?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 28, 2009 at 02:21 PM
"dude, where's my taco?"
"oh man, i forgot"
"well go back and get it"
"umm...how 'bout some fries?"
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 28, 2009 at 02:22 PM
Wanted to be sure the
employees wouldn't laughplace was under control before he asked for a job?Posted by: Tash | October 28, 2009 at 02:25 PM
Sometimes my description feels sketchy....
Posted by: Tash | October 28, 2009 at 02:26 PM
Judge: " ...And for the crime of attempted robbery, I sentence you to... two years of working at Taco Bell. " ( sound of gavel )
Posted by: Clankazoid | October 28, 2009 at 02:29 PM
Then he asked my friend if he could haverstraw.
Posted by: Leetie | October 28, 2009 at 02:35 PM
I wonder what his references would say...
Posted by: ArcticAl | October 28, 2009 at 02:41 PM
Then he asked my friend if he could haverstraw.
Posted by: Leetie | October 28, 2009 at 02:35 PM
To which she replied, "No! This is the last straw!
Posted by: pogo | October 28, 2009 at 03:03 PM
Ouch! My back!
Posted by: The camel | October 28, 2009 at 03:07 PM
The police will have to use a sketch artist.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | October 28, 2009 at 03:15 PM
Of course I wouldn't hire him. His current position was that of robber and he left without getting any money.
What the hell kind of reference is that?
Posted by: The Manager | October 28, 2009 at 03:20 PM
Just trying to prove how trustworthy he was. So honest he couldn't rob a Taco Bell.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 28, 2009 at 03:23 PM
Brilliant!
First you ask for the job, then you rob the place, numbnuts!
After this he probably tried to rob a bank using a note he wrote on his own deposit slip.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 28, 2009 at 03:29 PM
He wasn't trying to rob the store; he just wanted one of them revolver lines of credit.
Posted by: bonmot | October 28, 2009 at 04:01 PM
He should put on his resume that he's a real people person and he is good at taking advantage of opportunities for advancement. He doesn't have to say what kind of advancement. Also his last job involved the legal system and he studied law enforcement.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 28, 2009 at 09:13 PM
This perfectly illustrates the need to do your "to-do" list in the proper order. "Ask for job" clearly came before "rob restaurant" but, no, Mr. Confusion got it in the wrong order.
Posted by: Steve | October 28, 2009 at 10:01 PM
He can work on his food service skills in the prison cafeteria and become really employable.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | October 29, 2009 at 12:10 PM