GIMME ALL YOUR CHICKEN SOUP
(Thanks to DavCat)
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October 30, 2009
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I dunno. If I heard this guy yelling "S P O O N !", I'd probably hit the deck, too.
Posted by: MOTW | October 30, 2009 at 01:43 PM
"I've got a spoon, and I'm not afraid to utensil!"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2009 at 01:45 PM
Off-topic:
Love the graphic here:Terrorists Strike U.S. Infrastructure
Posted by: wiredog | October 30, 2009 at 01:45 PM
Ya know what they say...
When they outlaw spoons...
Posted by: Siouxie | October 30, 2009 at 01:47 PM
This is starting to get serious...
Posted by: Steve Haller | October 30, 2009 at 01:49 PM
... "and after being questioned by the police, he was turned over to the Lublin Mental Hospital for psychiatric examination"
or "for detox"
EB
Posted by: EB | October 30, 2009 at 02:02 PM
Found the Tick file: spoon!
Posted by: MOTW | October 30, 2009 at 02:05 PM
He had to use a spoon. His bookmarks had been confiscated.
Posted by: Mike Antonucci | October 30, 2009 at 02:06 PM
Steve H. - that is awesomely hilarious. They really ladled it on.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2009 at 02:14 PM
well, the geniuses here are preventing me from reading the article.
but, are you sure it was a 'stick' up? you cant eat soup with a stick. it was a spoon up.
Posted by: queensbee | October 30, 2009 at 02:28 PM
"Gimme all of your coffee, use unmarked, non-sequencial beans, and put it in a plain mug and nobody gets stirred!"
Posted by: MartiniShark | October 30, 2009 at 02:29 PM
He wasn't a very fart smeller, was he
Posted by: trustf8 | October 30, 2009 at 02:38 PM
Thank goodness it wasn't a spork.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 30, 2009 at 02:40 PM
He wasn't a very fart smeller, was he
Posted by: trustf8 | October 30, 2009 at 02:41 PM
Good thing it wasn't a spork. Someone could've gotten hurt.
Posted by: bonmot | October 30, 2009 at 02:42 PM
Great minds think alike don't they bonmot?
Posted by: nursecindy | October 30, 2009 at 02:45 PM
Sorry nursecindy. Your post wasn't up yet when I was writing mine.
But great minds do think alike. ;->~
Posted by: bonmot | October 30, 2009 at 02:45 PM
oops
sorry for double post
the slog is blow
Posted by: trustf8 | October 30, 2009 at 02:46 PM
Steve, that was great! Thanks.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 30, 2009 at 02:49 PM
he was confused about the whole bullion/bouillon issue...
Posted by: insomniac | October 30, 2009 at 02:52 PM
I guess the poor guy couldn't fork over enough money to buy a gun.
Posted by: Brian | October 30, 2009 at 02:54 PM
I guess the poor guy couldn't fork out enough money for a gun.
Posted by: Brian | October 30, 2009 at 03:00 PM
No cash for you!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2009 at 03:01 PM
Meanwhile, back at The Golden Kielbasa restaurant, Pietr Grzonic asked the maitre d' to replace a dirty Smith and Wesson.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2009 at 03:18 PM
Oooo, nursecindy! Simultaneous!
Was it good for you, too?
Posted by: bonmot | October 30, 2009 at 03:57 PM
he meant wesson OIL, right?
Posted by: queensbee | October 30, 2009 at 04:00 PM
*snork* @ Steve's link!
That was hysterical!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 30, 2009 at 04:14 PM
Yes,yes,oh yesssssssss bonmot! I mean yes it was bonmot.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 30, 2009 at 04:16 PM
Gotta smoke? :-)
Posted by: bonmot | October 30, 2009 at 04:28 PM
The bank robber went seeking loot,
But the weapon he carried don't shoot.
When the crowd took his measure,
there went the treasure!
And they mocked him quite roundly to boot!
Posted by: bonmot | October 30, 2009 at 04:36 PM
Mug me with a spoon!
Posted by: SW | October 30, 2009 at 08:36 PM
Obviously, this guy is not the sharpest spoon in the block.
Posted by: monsoon | October 30, 2009 at 10:40 PM
I had a little ladle
It's made of stainless steel
But when I left my gun home
How foolish I did feel
Oh ladle, ladle, ladle
I tried to rob a store
But when they saw my ladle
They laughed me out the door
Posted by: SW | October 30, 2009 at 11:36 PM
Maybe he could use it to play Russian Borscht Roulette.
Posted by: SW | October 30, 2009 at 11:37 PM
was he charged with assault and cutlery?
Posted by: insomniac | October 31, 2009 at 12:44 AM
A Polish ginger. Might explain a lot if I were into ethnic stereotypes. But then we can't have that here.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 31, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Now if this had happened in England, and the perp were what women consider attractive, we could be asking if the Dish ran away with the spoon.
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 03, 2009 at 05:16 PM