AUTOMOTIVE ADVANCE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Mitsubishi's fart-fighting crossover

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

We saw The Fart-Fighting Crossovers open for Springsteen.

Update: They need this car in Wellington.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

I saw them too, Dave!

No wait, that was the cross-dressing fartovers.

Never mind.

[Lairbo]

I used to accomplish the same thing in my '65 Mustang by opening the windows and always having a dog in the car to blame.

[Allen at Division]

I swear I read this as "fart-LIGHTING crossover"...it would have been a much more interesting different story, eh?

[bonmot]

Wow! An ad for HoJo's!

I didn't know they were even still around.

[wiredog]

I saw Fart Fighting Crossover open for the Foo Fighters at the 9:30 Club back in '95.

[Wvplantman]

It would kind of take the joy out of being able to compete for who has the loudest and smelliest farts. Father and son bonding would be ruined. Sigh. Is there no end to this political correctness mania?

[Horace LaBadie]

The commercials will be great. Written, produced and directed by Mel Brooks.

[moray]

_We saw The Fart-Fighting Crossovers open for Springsteen_

At Kent State in '74. They were called Black Oak Arkansas then. Jim Dandy to the rescue!

[mudstuffin]

i was not in wellington.

3<*

oops.

[Diva]

*snork*

[Meanie the Blue]

Would that be the Mitsubishi FlatuLancer?

[Bob]

I'm not sure their marketing firm has a good grasp on the term "allergenic".

[Steve]

"Scotty, we need more power!"
"I'm sorry, Captain, the dilithium crystals just MELTED!"
Spock falls to the deck, holding his nose.