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October 20, 2009


Man Arrested, Claims To Be Meat Loaf


(Thanks to queensbee)


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Hurry up, cindy!! This one's a keeper.

So he was driving like a Bat Out of Hell?


Looks more like bread pudding to me.

Siouxie! If I were Meatloaf I'd sue. This guy wears more make up than I do.

Maybe the resemblance is only visible by the dashboard light.

So what am I, chopped liver?

I'm guessing he's single, girls.

There is a slight resemblance to "Meathead," however.

That's nothing. Last time I got arrested I claimed to be a pot roast....

Ick, looks like the guy from my bus that won't shut up.

I would do anything if arrested, but I won't do that.

I'm still confused, is he saying he's THE Meat Loaf or just A meat loaf? Equally plausible, anyway.

Will you love me forever?

Um, no.

He's praying for the end of time right about now.

Somewhere, Columbia and Magenta are barfing...

Ain't no doubt about it...

Yeah Horace, maybe he ment to say that he was THIS GUY?

Brown was dressed in a vampire costume and was wearing make-up, which made him resemble the musician and actor.

As if. My late Aunt Tillie looks more like Meat than this guy does.

Now if he said he was this guy he'd have bneen closer to the truth.

Apparently, alcohol was involved.

Daddy?? I mean, Mommy????

I can see a pair of lice by the interrogator's light.

Nice herp on his lip.

i laughed so hard when i found that article. i never cease to be amazed at the weirdness out there, thank goodness. else, what would we talk about?
maybe when he sobers up he'll realize he looks like some other really ugly guy. are we keeping a mugshot gallery?? he needs to be in it.

Wait...Meatloaf was an actor?

Yes he was/is, Schadey.

Had a key role in "Se7en". Also had a pair of ramparts.

No way this guy could pass for Meat Loaf. Divine, on the other hand...

Single with a bullet. Pinched-loaf.

YES, WD!! I KNEW he reminded me of someone. That's it. Divine!

Well, he's fat and ugly. Two out of three ain't bad.

*snork* @ Chuck!

He's bit more creative than the average drunk(and I've met plenty, believe me)... and more dangerous...

Fortunately, our cool weather puts those folks offa livin' here...

Guesstimate on his Blood Alcohol - 0.4


Meatloaf ? Well... if Dali did police sketches... maybe...

I served with Meatloaf, I knew Meatloaf, Meatloaf was a friend of mine. Sir, you're no Meatloaf.

that could help him

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