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A mind is a terrible thing to waste, but in this case, there was no issue.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 30, 2009 at 02:28 PM
What kinda "field test"?
Doobie, doobie doo.
Posted by: bonmot | September 30, 2009 at 02:32 PM
No Fruit-Roll Ups?
Posted by: Lairbo | September 30, 2009 at 02:43 PM
She took her case to the "Highest" court in the land...
Posted by: baron of grey matter | September 30, 2009 at 03:11 PM
The razor, scissors and the knife were no problem for security, however.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | September 30, 2009 at 03:23 PM
SellTell it to the judge!Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 30, 2009 at 03:30 PM
Nah, Horace - it's the padlock that put it over the top.
Posted by: Diva | September 30, 2009 at 03:50 PM
So what falls out of a terrorist's bag...? Grenade, launcher, ninja stars, land mine... wait just a darn a minute... This looks like a bag of marijuana...
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 30, 2009 at 03:55 PM
No mention if she brought the bail money with her. I wonder if she told her family, "See you in 90 days." before she left her house?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 30, 2009 at 04:17 PM
I'm guessing she was blonde?
Favorite blonde joke:
Two blondes are on either side of a river.
The first one shouts across, "How do you get to the other side?!"
The second hollers back, "You're ON the other side!"
Posted by: bonmot | September 30, 2009 at 04:30 PM
BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!
That is all.
Posted by: Account Deleted | September 30, 2009 at 04:36 PM
Why did three chickens in identical pink sweaters cross the road?
ummm think hard
They were on the same team.
Posted by: Just Vistin' | September 30, 2009 at 06:28 PM
Doh! I hate when I do that.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 30, 2009 at 06:56 PM
Dope.
Posted by: WriterDude | September 30, 2009 at 07:09 PM
Mom?
Posted by: Steve | September 30, 2009 at 08:12 PM
Similar thing happened where I work, but the owner asked if he could have it back when he was ready to leave the building! Duh...
And: "appeared to BY marijuana"...
Posted by: nannie | October 01, 2009 at 08:21 AM