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September 30, 2009

THEY SHOULD CALL THEM "MENTAL DETECTORS"

The scanner found a razor, a knife, scissors and padlock, which led to the officer to emptying out the purse. That's when he found a small bag of what appeared to by marijuana.

(Thanks to nursecindy)

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A mind is a terrible thing to waste, but in this case, there was no issue.

What kinda "field test"?

Doobie, doobie doo.

No Fruit-Roll Ups?

She took her case to the "Highest" court in the land...

The razor, scissors and the knife were no problem for security, however.

Sell Tell it to the judge!

Nah, Horace - it's the padlock that put it over the top.

So what falls out of a terrorist's bag...? Grenade, launcher, ninja stars, land mine... wait just a darn a minute... This looks like a bag of marijuana...

No mention if she brought the bail money with her. I wonder if she told her family, "See you in 90 days." before she left her house?

I'm guessing she was blonde?

Favorite blonde joke:

Two blondes are on either side of a river.

The first one shouts across, "How do you get to the other side?!"

The second hollers back, "You're ON the other side!"

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!


That is all.

Why did three chickens in identical pink sweaters cross the road?


ummm think hard

They were on the same team.

Doh! I hate when I do that.

Dope.

Mom?

Similar thing happened where I work, but the owner asked if he could have it back when he was ready to leave the building! Duh...
And: "appeared to BY marijuana"...

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