THAT'LL TEACH HIM

A STRIPPER wearing nothing but a parka flashed an Adelaide city parking inspector after becoming annoyed that he had just written her a ticket.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[nursecindy]

I've never had a ticket. Speeding, parking or otherwise. One time I 'accidentally' unbuttoned a couple of buttons on my shirt before the nice Highway Patrolman got to my car window. It was a wardrobe malfunction. Then I told him I was lost and cried a little. He ended up telling me he was sorry, not to cry, and gave me directions. I was 2 miles away from my house. He never even asked for my license. In fact I've done that a couple of times. Works every time.

[bonmot]

How grotesque must the strippers in Adelaide be for flashing to be a punishment?

Nursecindy, there's some job openings in Australia if this medicine thing doesn't work out.

[Allen at Division]

A "fine job"--Har!

[Siouxie]

I'm gonna have to try that one.

If anyone needs me, I'm off buying a parka.

[Annie Where-but-here]

If you put a quarter in the parka meter, will she let you park in her space a little longer?

[nursecindy]

Good one Annie! Siouxie raincoats work too. Or so I've been told.

[Cheesewiz]

Nursecindy:

Crying for cops doesn't work for guys. And forget the plunging shirt line. NTTAWWT.

[Annie Where-but-here]

So I've heard, nursecindy. But next time don't use this kind.
(warning - NSFW)

[bonmot]

Annie -- that was not suitable for anywhere!

[Scott]

Cindy: Part of me wants to say, "Oh, come on. Do you think guys are so stupid that something like that really works?"

But then I think what it's like when I'm talking to my wife and she's changing or getting into the shower. I literally lose the ability to form complete sentences. I'm almost 40 years old, but apparently I'll always be 15 in that regard...

[Siouxie]

UGH! Annie!!!

[bonmot]

One Friday evening, about 7:00 p.m., I was finally leaving the office after a brutal week of work.

I may or may not have run a red light.

When the officer asked for my driver's license and proof of insurance, I said,

"Look, officer. In the last hour I've had my ass chewed by my boss, and my ass chewed by a client. And I'm fixin' to get my ass chewed by my ex-wife for being late to my son's Little League game. So if you're trying to decide between another ass chewing and a ticket, please, just give me the ticket."

He thought about it for about three seconds and said, "Sir, you're free to go."

Bless him.

[wiredog]

Siouxie, where are you going to find a parka in Florida?

bonmot, beautiful story. An inspiration to us all.

[Siouxie]

LOL good one, bonmot!

umm....good question, dog.

[Layzeeboy]

"I’ve always thought I’m firm..."

Well of course you're firm, what with strippers flashin' you all the time. I'd be pretty firm myself. (No spider venom required, thank you very much).

[Jeff Meyerson]

My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nursecindy]

She can buy one on the internet wiredog. Although I don't find this one particularly sexy.

[MartiniShark]

This woman did not think this through entirely. She flashed him after he wrote the ticket? I'd keep writing if I was this guy.

[CJrun]

Sooo, did he slide the ticket into her garter?

[Steve]

Did he thank her?

[Loudmouth]

Much preferred to the bird.