TERRORISM UPDATE
Now the bastards are using turkeys.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Hint to reporters: If you have to put your "pun" in "quotes", it probably isn't very funny...
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 25, 2009 at 09:07 AM
They didn't say where in NJ this happened.
I'm guessing Tom's River.
Posted by: bonmot | September 25, 2009 at 09:43 AM
My grandmother wouldn't have been afraid. She would have shot them and Thanksgiving would have come early. Turkey for everybody.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2009 at 09:53 AM
THAT's terrorizing?? Cityfolk are well, chickens.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 25, 2009 at 10:02 AM
Wild Turkey is delicious!
The birds are pretty good, too.
Posted by: bonmot | September 25, 2009 at 10:22 AM
What, no one in Jersey is tough enough to kill a turkey? Don't people in Jersey have guns?
Man, I wish some of those birds would show up here. I'd have roast turkey for dinner.
Posted by: wiredog | September 25, 2009 at 10:31 AM
My mom grew up on a turkey farm. She would skip the gun and wring their little necks.
Posted by: Dorakay | September 25, 2009 at 10:45 AM
One of the articles had the headline, "turkeys attack Indians," which was kind of amusing after seeing the video.
It was Cherry Hill, bonmot.
Wild Turkey Attack WBAGNFA cocktail, of course.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 25, 2009 at 10:59 AM
"[Psssst: Jeff. (Male turkeys are called 'toms')]."
Posted by: bonmot | September 25, 2009 at 11:29 AM
"Uh, no occif - er, officer, I haven't been drinking. I was attacked by Wild Turkey - it's been all over the news, that's why I was all over the road."
Posted by: MartiniShark | September 25, 2009 at 11:31 AM
I live in NJ and there's a turkey farm just a couple of blocks from my house. Haven't seem them loose in the neighborhood though. But have seen lots of turvey vultures.
Posted by: Braniff | September 25, 2009 at 11:48 AM
So, Branfff, roadkill in your neighborhood is a tv dinner?
Posted by: bonmot | September 25, 2009 at 02:54 PM