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September 29, 2009

OK, THEN!

Mare says: "I earn my living by sleeping with other women's husbands or boyfriends. But I am in no way a prostitute as sex surrogacy is legal, as long as it is done in a therapeutic and healing atmosphere.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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See?? I KNEW I wasn't cheating. It was therapy.

Hell-oooo, Nurse!

Marvin Gaye makes this sort of thing easy.

"Honey, doesn't that one friend of yours have a psychology degree? No, not the one that works at the hospital, y'know, the one that works at Hooters?"

It's all about the marketing.

That's exactly what I thought of, Marvin - er, Marvin.

Note to blog guys. Your wife will not accept this excuse. *SMACKS* Allen. I'm not that kind of nurse mister. Oh yeah, Hello back at ya.

"Although she is proud of her job, she still finds it difficult to tell friends and family about her work."

Not a problem anymore now that it's in the paper.

A few trusted friends know what I do but my family would be horrified to hear about my daily life.

Well then, here's what ya do. Give an interview to the Star and have your name and picture plastered all over the internets. That should keep them from finding out.

She just proves that it is possible to screw your brains out.

people cannot possibly be that stupid. oh, wait. never mind.

I seriously doubt she had much to screw out Layzee.

Oww. Cindy--see Animaniacs... and here...

Universal health care lives!

"Ah.

Did not have

sexual relations with that women.

Ms. Mare.

It was therapy."

(looks at her photo) Uh, no thank you. Physician, heal thyself.

"Honey, I need a stack of singles, I'm going down to the clinic!"

Did you see the picture with the article? That face would give a man impotence, not cure it.

Nurse Ratchet strikes back. The Night Mare is also a Day Mare.

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