NO NEED TO SEND A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Alcohol may have been involved.
(Thanks to queensbee)
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September 26, 2009
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"A Gilchrist County man accused of driving his car through a fence and into a deputy's concrete block home was charged with DUI."
He has prior convictions for driving into the mayor's straw home and the judge's home of sticks.
Posted by: SW | September 26, 2009 at 09:02 AM
*snork*@SW!
Love the mug shot. Is a three day growth of beard mandatory for these photos?
Posted by: Punkin | September 26, 2009 at 09:30 AM
Whitley reportedly told an FHP trooper that he lost control of the minivan while answering a text message on his cell phone.
So, he was drunk and stupid.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 26, 2009 at 09:50 AM
What was he texting? Hold my beer and watch this?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 26, 2009 at 10:54 AM
He's guilty, no doubt about it. They have concrete evidence against him!
Posted by: spicesea | September 26, 2009 at 12:05 PM
You're kidding, right, Punkin? Shaving would be dangerous on a three-day bender - he might nick himself.
Also, for the blog-gals who might not have seen it, yet: Shoetube!
Posted by: ScottMGS | September 26, 2009 at 12:42 PM
You can usually spot these guys on the road. Beware!
Posted by: Cat R | September 26, 2009 at 12:50 PM
ScottMGS, the geezers aboard this bus will remember that Shoe-Bootie was Archie Bunker's nickname as a kid. I couldn't find a YouTube clip, but I remember Archie was drunk and shared some of his past with Meathead.
Posted by: Cat R | September 26, 2009 at 01:05 PM
I don't remember that one, Cat. Good one.
Posted by: ScottMGS | September 26, 2009 at 01:32 PM
This is the closest I remember to shoe bootie: Shipoopi.
Posted by: ScottMGS | September 26, 2009 at 01:34 PM
Ohhhhh shoes!! Thanks, Scott!!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 26, 2009 at 01:38 PM
Thought you might like that, Siouxie.
Posted by: ScottMGS | September 26, 2009 at 02:17 PM
Cat, I definitely remember Shoe Bootie. It was Archie's nickname as a kid because he was so poor he had to wear one shoe and one boot to school. He told the story to Mike when he was drunk.
Favorite thing on Scott's show site: "The Summer's Must-Have Gladiators."
First of all, it's (IMHO) a totally moronic style.
Second, knowing Siouxie I'd have thought this was the "must-have" Gladiator.
;)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 26, 2009 at 03:30 PM
*tosses 'e' and removes 'w' from up there*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 26, 2009 at 03:31 PM
Send a text to everyone driving: " If you're reading this message, you're an idiot. "
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 26, 2009 at 04:30 PM
"Honey, if I asked you once, I asked you a hundred times, don't bring your work home with you."
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | September 26, 2009 at 06:22 PM