LADIES' MAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR
A Lakehurst man who pulled out his own teeth with pliers and sprayed
blood all over his friend's home in an attempt to scare her was
arrested after he allegedly broke several items in the apartment when
she contacted authorities...
(Thanks to Barbara A)
His FRIEND'S home?
Posted by: Guin | September 29, 2009 at 09:24 AM
Dude, Halloween is in October, OK?
Sheesh.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 29, 2009 at 09:37 AM
Aw, we've ALL done that at one time or another.
Posted by: Alien8 | September 29, 2009 at 09:50 AM
Jersey. That's all I gotta say. (No offense, Meanie).
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 29, 2009 at 09:52 AM
I prefer the old jump out from behind the door and yell 'Boo!' method of scaring myself. It's a lot neater. And not nearly as painful.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 29, 2009 at 10:05 AM
Oh, the humanity!
Posted by: bonmot | September 29, 2009 at 10:09 AM
I understand everything but the map.
Posted by: Betsy | September 29, 2009 at 10:41 AM
hm. do you think alcohol could have been involved?
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 29, 2009 at 11:11 AM
That's a HELL of a long way to go for a scare prank!
Posted by: Diva | September 29, 2009 at 11:40 AM
*SNORK! @ Bonmot's Hindenburg reference*
Fatal extraction?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 29, 2009 at 11:50 AM
Back atcha, mtb!
Posted by: bonmot | September 29, 2009 at 11:57 AM
a new high in stupidity. or is that a low? either way, he's off my christmas card list.
Posted by: queensbee | September 29, 2009 at 12:41 PM
bonmot++. I'm so glad someone else thought to make that comment, because I was going to have to if you hadn't. :)
Posted by: Chris | September 29, 2009 at 01:33 PM
*snork* at bonmot
Excellent! A friend used to go to Lakehurst in the summers with his family. Sounds like the place has really changed.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 29, 2009 at 03:07 PM
Is there significance to the fact that the ad just below the article was for "Deadly White Teeth"? Where, exactly, did these teeth come from?
Posted by: Steve | September 29, 2009 at 03:08 PM
Kudos to bonmot and Chris! That is the first thing I thought of when I saw the locale.
Posted by: monsoon | September 29, 2009 at 10:08 PM