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Solly. Wong numba.
Posted by: bonmot | September 21, 2009 at 01:21 PM
Nice antenna
Posted by: Siouxie | September 21, 2009 at 01:21 PM
Me so hawny. Me call you long time.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 21, 2009 at 01:25 PM
Schling!
Posted by: WriterDude | September 21, 2009 at 01:26 PM
Set on "vibrate", no doubt.
Posted by: bonmot | September 21, 2009 at 01:30 PM
Squirrel nut zipper?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 21, 2009 at 01:30 PM
Spongebob would be proud!
Posted by: frodolives | September 21, 2009 at 01:35 PM
Fah-ra-ra-ra-rah!
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 21, 2009 at 01:39 PM
Fah-ra-ra-ra-rah!
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 21, 2009 at 01:39 PM
Fah-ra-ra-ra-rah!
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 21, 2009 at 01:40 PM
The cell phone looks so happy and he looks as if he's saying "Come here let me give you a big...."
Posted by: Anthony | September 21, 2009 at 01:40 PM
Phone sex.
Posted by: woodworkr | September 21, 2009 at 01:40 PM
Run little squirrel! He's after your nuts!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 21, 2009 at 01:41 PM
*TypePad error; post take 2*
Somehow, the squirrel looks nervous in this photo.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 21, 2009 at 01:43 PM
Chris, I thought he just looked surprised.
Posted by: Diva | September 21, 2009 at 01:45 PM
Backed by the largest network ...
Posted by: MOTW | September 21, 2009 at 01:52 PM
I wonder what it's ringtone is set on?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 21, 2009 at 01:52 PM
Hung up?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 21, 2009 at 01:53 PM
More bars in more places...
Posted by: Betsy | September 21, 2009 at 01:54 PM
question: why is a Chinese phone depicted as a 'round-eye'?
Posted by: MOTW | September 21, 2009 at 01:56 PM
Can you rear me now?
whut?
Posted by: Siouxie | September 21, 2009 at 02:01 PM
That's the newest model out, The Hairy Palm.
Posted by: Brian | September 21, 2009 at 02:19 PM
Ring, ring, ring, ring
Ring, ring, ring
Bananaphone!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 21, 2009 at 02:26 PM
*snork* at Betsy.
Posted by: bonmot | September 21, 2009 at 02:49 PM
Reach out and touch someone... ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 21, 2009 at 02:52 PM
Reach out and touch someone.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 21, 2009 at 02:55 PM
Your clamshell is open.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | September 21, 2009 at 03:03 PM
Sorry, Clank, I swear yours wasn't there before. We almost simuled, though.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 21, 2009 at 03:06 PM
Phone: "Look Ma! No hands!"
Posted by: Siouxie | September 21, 2009 at 03:06 PM
Phone designed for her pleasure
Posted by: Black Sam Read (aka Pannus) | September 21, 2009 at 03:22 PM
The One-Eye Phone?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 21, 2009 at 03:25 PM
gotta have that 'boom-shwacket' ring tone.
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 21, 2009 at 03:28 PM
That's what happens when you talk dirty on the phone.
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | September 21, 2009 at 03:30 PM
There once was a phone from Nantucket . . .
Posted by: bonmot | September 21, 2009 at 04:03 PM
Is that a phone in your pocket....
Posted by: Pannus | September 21, 2009 at 04:38 PM
"What ringtone is it set on," nursecindy?
"Schwing! Schwing!", of course...
Posted by: Wes S. | September 21, 2009 at 04:39 PM
excuse me, i have to take this call
Posted by: crossgirl | September 21, 2009 at 04:48 PM
Snork@Siouxie.
If the squirrel drops his wallet, he'll have to kick it all the way down the block.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 21, 2009 at 04:56 PM
Call me
Call me
Call me
Call me
Call me anytime!
Posted by: CJrun | September 21, 2009 at 05:18 PM
All those times someone said, "Stick it in your ear!" Now I know what they were talking about. Uh, no.
Posted by: Steve | September 21, 2009 at 05:46 PM
Hold my calls...
Posted by: Siouxie | September 21, 2009 at 06:27 PM
That phone has one heckuva
wangerwingerringer.Posted by: Tash | September 21, 2009 at 06:43 PM
Is that a phone in your pocket....
Posted by: Pannus | September 21, 2009 at 04:38 PM
I can't believe it took about 35 posts before someone came up with that.
Posted by: pogo | September 21, 2009 at 07:37 PM
Is he about to lose signal as he goes into a tunnel?
Posted by: MartiniShark | September 21, 2009 at 09:50 PM
Eventually...yes, Sharkie.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 21, 2009 at 10:28 PM
Viennese *schnork* @ Shark
Posted by: Sigmund Freud | September 22, 2009 at 01:34 AM
"Can you have me now?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 22, 2009 at 03:22 AM
I will never look at my fold up phone the same again.
Posted by: Dirty Tom Kidd the loudmouth | September 22, 2009 at 07:49 AM
If your call lasts longer than 4 hours, please call your doctor.
Posted by: Serminator | September 22, 2009 at 01:55 PM
Somebody should just flip him off.
Posted by: oneblankspace | September 22, 2009 at 04:28 PM
The.Best.Comedy.EVER!!! is on this blog! Love all you witty smart hilarious people.
Posted by: marina_like_a_boatdock | September 26, 2009 at 12:15 PM
The.Best.Comedy.EVER!!! is on this blog! Love all you witty smart hilarious people.
Posted by: marina_like_a_boatdock | September 26, 2009 at 12:15 PM