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September 24, 2009
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I might have to get one to play with when I donate platelets on Saturday.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 24, 2009 at 02:13 PM
I think about where every drop of energy comes from whenever I write a check for my power bill. That is painful enough for me.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 24, 2009 at 02:17 PM
A lamp that can only be used once, eh? Just wait for those anti-incandecent bulb wing-nuts to become aware of this!
Posted by: MartiniShark | September 24, 2009 at 02:23 PM
Sounds like the perfect Valentine's Day gift if you could be certain who's blood she would like to use and how much.
Posted by: Steve | September 24, 2009 at 02:30 PM
It's a premium gift from the I.R.S.
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 24, 2009 at 02:32 PM
I was wondering what to get the Count From Wallachia for Christmas.
Posted by: wiredog | September 24, 2009 at 02:34 PM
It also comes as a fleshlight!
Posted by: bonmot | September 24, 2009 at 02:49 PM
WTFBBQ?!
What sicko came up with this one, him?
(Although, in that case I'm sure some of the female bloglits wouldn't mind too much.)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 24, 2009 at 02:50 PM
LOL bon!
Definitely a perfect gift for those
bloodType A personalities.Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2009 at 03:05 PM
Gil Grissom uses them all the time.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | September 24, 2009 at 03:10 PM
Inspired by the movie Twilight?
Posted by: KJP | September 24, 2009 at 03:17 PM
I'm thinking more like "True Blood", KJP.
Yummo @ Vampire Bill (and Eric)
Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2009 at 03:59 PM
There's nothing I want to see that badly.
Posted by: NotSherly | September 24, 2009 at 05:05 PM