FIRST THEY CAME FOR OUR FUNCTIONAL HIGH-FLOW TOILETS
...and now this.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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They will take my 3-ply out of my cold hands... but I hope they let me wash my hands first.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 25, 2009 at 08:56 AM
The environmentalists need to keep their noses out of my business, iycmd. Paper towels will be next.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2009 at 09:05 AM
Yes NUMA, I too say...
"From my cold, dead hands...!"
Posted by: Brian | September 25, 2009 at 09:11 AM
I will NOT have another fundamental right taken away...
"Should I contribute to clear-cutting and deforestation because the big [marketing] machine has told me that softness is important?"
only if you've named a certain part of your body "big (marketing) machine"..........wtf
Posted by: russellmc | September 25, 2009 at 09:15 AM
*sharpens machete and squeezes her Charmin™*
BRING IT ON!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 25, 2009 at 09:16 AM
How about using old growth Senators ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 25, 2009 at 09:52 AM
Those environmentalists are all young starry-eyed idealists who've never had a 'roid.
Posted by: bonmot | September 25, 2009 at 09:57 AM
...when they pry my three-ply out of my cold, dead gluteal fold.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 25, 2009 at 10:42 AM
Thanks for sharing that, Layzee.
Check please!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 25, 2009 at 10:51 AM
They need to realize that when they point a fecal-encrusted finger at someone four more smelly digits are pointing back(side) at them.
Posted by: MartiniShark | September 25, 2009 at 11:24 AM
They make creams for that Layzee and bonmot.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2009 at 11:41 AM
Soft T.P. can be made from the long fibers in hemp (Cannabis), which is not old-growth. I tried it once; it worked fine, but I forgot where I left my ass after it got the munchies.
Posted by: Ralph | September 25, 2009 at 12:06 PM
*Snork!* @ Clankazoid!
Posted by: MOTW | September 25, 2009 at 12:38 PM
*snork* @ Ralph.
Posted by: bonmot | September 25, 2009 at 03:33 PM
"Ass Munchies" WBAGNFAPB
Posted by: bonmot | September 25, 2009 at 03:33 PM
My cheeks are clenched in anger.
Posted by: Steve | September 25, 2009 at 05:09 PM
Taint right.
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I blame gold suppliers and account thieves towards hacking my account.. yes I was liable for not knowing an all way around then.. but that doesn't rationalize these jerks for screwing people over.. you do realize that this spam you see is arriving primarily from hacked evaluations right?
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