CSI: ATHENS
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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September 28, 2009
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Police also found a bag of marijuana on one of the teens, according to the report.
CSI: Athens - The Case of the Munchies
Posted by: spicesea | September 28, 2009 at 03:27 PM
Herbin' renewal.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 28, 2009 at 03:30 PM
...police later found them in the neighborhood and were able to return nine of the Fruit Roll-Ups to the woman. Police also found a bag of marijuana on one of the teens, according to the report.
Cop: Here's nine of the Fruit Roll-Ups they took.
Woman: Oh, thank you officer. Um, did you happen to find anything, you know, else on them?
Cop: Well, there was this bag of pot...
Woman: Oh, thank God, I was afraid... I mean, oh my! Merciful heavens! And to think they were right there in my own living room! Er, you didn't find a vintage bong on them, too, did you? About this high, rose-colored glass, brass fittings, with a little chip out of the base?
Cop: No ma'am.
Woman: I feel faint! Lordy, I've getting the vapors!
Cop: It's okay, ma'am, we'll get some smelling salts...
Woman: My special homemade brownies always work better, fetch me some from the kitchen, won't you?
Posted by: Lairbo | September 28, 2009 at 03:37 PM
Lairbo, is that from The Grass Menagerie?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 28, 2009 at 03:42 PM
*snork* @ Meanie!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 28, 2009 at 03:48 PM
another snork @ Meanie
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 28, 2009 at 04:19 PM
I thought this story would involve Athens, Greece. But I hadn't read very far a-tall when I began to think I might be mistaken.
Posted by: Betsy | September 28, 2009 at 04:20 PM
So the cops were able to return the fruit roll ups but not the missing jewellery? Fine work there detective. Make sure that you return the burgled items to the homeowner.
Posted by: ArcticAl | September 28, 2009 at 04:32 PM
Police also found a bag of marijuana on one of the teens, according to the report.
"Here's your nin rolls up, ma'am, and your bag of pot."
"Thanks!"
(cop leaves)
"Mom, you had a bag of pot?"
"No, but I do now!"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 28, 2009 at 04:35 PM
Rank amateurs. Bag of pot + Fruit Roll-Ups. Rolling Paper ye dern idiots!
Posted by: MartiniShark | September 28, 2009 at 08:07 PM
Sharkie, is it possible to light a fruit roll up? Just curious.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 28, 2009 at 10:51 PM
Oh those silly Greeks. 'Twas a true oddessey.
Posted by: JEC | September 29, 2009 at 09:51 AM