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September 25, 2009
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You can sue for poor customer service? Because if you can I'm going to be retiring early.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2009 at 02:13 PM
And his lawyers will take 1,783 billion, trillion.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 25, 2009 at 02:28 PM
I'm gonna file the same suit, get 'em good and scared, and then offer to settle for 10 cents on the dollar.
Posted by: padraig | September 25, 2009 at 02:48 PM
De minimis non curat lex.
"The law takes no notice of trifles."
Posted by: bonmot | September 25, 2009 at 02:57 PM
How much money would you get if they settled padraig?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2009 at 03:03 PM
He's lucky that he got a customer service representative from this planet. Most of them seem to speaking from another galaxy, far, far away.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | September 25, 2009 at 03:12 PM
Suing Customer Service? They must mean rupees instead of dollars. 1,784 billion, trillion rupees = about $64.82
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 25, 2009 at 03:23 PM
I've dealt with BofA. He deserves that and more!
Posted by: Ike Jones | September 25, 2009 at 03:42 PM
cindy, 10% of 1,784 billion, trillion dollars is still roughly 18 quadrillion gazillion dollars, give or take a buck two-eighty. That's the answer I got from the calculator on my cell phone, anyway.
BTW, I forgot to end my evil plot description with the mandatory BWAAAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAAHHHHHH!
Posted by: padraig | September 25, 2009 at 03:53 PM
For just an additional $100 he will qualify for a free MP3 player, or the toaster.
Posted by: Al Sharpton | September 25, 2009 at 04:39 PM
Sounds good padraig. That would help with the brain surgery I'm going to need since my head exploded trying to think of all those numbers.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2009 at 04:47 PM
1,784 billion-trillion dollars is a good start on a fine for the banking industry.
Posted by: Bulova | September 25, 2009 at 05:35 PM
Dr. Evil has a better offer.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 25, 2009 at 05:55 PM
I've gotta say, this guy drew the wrong judge. Denny Chin takes no crap.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 25, 2009 at 08:05 PM
Hey, that guy owes me money, alot.
Posted by: BA | September 25, 2009 at 09:56 PM