ATTENTION ALL LIECHES LEISTCHER LICESTER BRITISH UNITS

Be on the lookout.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Allen at Division]

Just say "Lester"...

In a related story, Victoria's Secret ran ads during the premiere of "Cougartown". Go figure...

[nursecindy]

Of course you got annoyed and didn't pay them any attention right Allen? I mean everybody hates commercials. btw, you watched Cougartown?

[bonmot]

Cougartown might merit another look, but the Witches of Eastwick thing that came after it was sort of lame.

[Allen at Division]

Cindy, the Cougars are the local football team, silly! What were YOU thinking?

My DVR is broken. Not only does it not skip the Victoria's Secret commercials, it goes into slow-motion.

[nursecindy]

I've seen the previews for Cougartown, Allen. The cable or satellite company will replace that DVR you know. I prefer more brain stimulating shows like Nova, anything on Nat Geo, and reruns of The Andy Griffith Show. But only the b&w ones.

[Cheesewiz]

Excellent photo journalism.

[Siouxie]

I saw Cougartown.

It was just OK.

[bonmot]

So do women "really hate doing that" or is that just something they tell men?

[Layzeeboy]

I used to have an office in Lester (correct pronounciation). Still can't spell it.

[Siouxie]

So...you don't pronounce the "shire" part??

whu nu?

[Jeff Meyerson]

You do, Siouxie. Leicester (Lester) is the city, add the 'shire' for the county.

[Layzeeboy]

Of course, I also worked in Schednek Skednecht upstate New York.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves (aka Brian)]

I hope they do not get them in a twist . . .

[bonmot]

Wine, women, and thong.

[oneblankspace]

Given the volume of items taken it is very likely that there was more than one person involved in the robbery or a vehicle was used to transfer the goods away from the scene. Ya think?

So...they haven't nicked the 250-thousand-nicker knicker nickers to send them to the nick.

[djtonyb]

That'll teach 'em. They should transport their goods on a proper truck.

[djtonyb]

also, as a former resident of Worst Wist Wersch Woosta, MA, I can sympathize with the English(?) spellings of various towns...

[djtonyb]

Worcestershire...

[Jazzzz]

Replace Allen's DVR ?? Do you know hard (no pun, really) it is to alter that thing to do that ?