APOCALYPSE UPDATE
Woman gets pregnant -- while pregnant
(Thanks to catmanmax)
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September 25, 2009
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Men. It was probably already there but wouldn't ask for directions to the uterus so it got lost for a couple of weeks.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2009 at 02:22 PM
Oh baby! Oh, baby?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves (aka Brian) | September 25, 2009 at 02:23 PM
Figures it was Arkansas.
Posted by: bonmot | September 25, 2009 at 02:26 PM
Them rednecks ain't shootin' blanks!
Posted by: bonmot | September 25, 2009 at 02:27 PM
Apparently when she wasn't barefoot and in the kitchen it fooled the simple-minded father...
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 25, 2009 at 02:34 PM
There have been cases of the same thing happening with two different fathers.
What's the html code to turn the humor back on?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 25, 2009 at 02:42 PM
They've already named them, the fetus is Cletus and the embryo's Emilio.
Posted by: padraig | September 25, 2009 at 02:42 PM
it's a nightmare come true!
Posted by: nora | September 25, 2009 at 02:56 PM
I wonder what the birth announcements will look like--
"We've got a new litter at our house!"
Since this is Arkansas they will probably refer to them as "the twins". Or else as First Dwayne, Second Dwayne.
Posted by: eve | September 25, 2009 at 02:57 PM
Layzeeboy here is a picture of the other father.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2009 at 03:00 PM
What makes you think it's not .
Posted by: bonmot | September 25, 2009 at 03:05 PM
I met a person who was the father of such twins. Before the days of ultrasound, the doctor didn't realize there was a preemie coming down the pike until almost too late.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 25, 2009 at 03:05 PM
ummmm . . . this guy.
Posted by: bonmot | September 25, 2009 at 03:07 PM
bon, also don't forget that W probably went through Arkansas on his way back to Texas. Timing's about right, too. Hmmmmmm.......
Posted by: padraig | September 25, 2009 at 03:17 PM
Damn you, cindy.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 25, 2009 at 03:20 PM
hehehehehehe. Just trying to make you smile Layzee.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2009 at 03:24 PM
cindy -
first post: *SNORK!!*
second post: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!SMACK!*
;-)
Posted by: Diva | September 25, 2009 at 03:53 PM
"...superfetation."
More like superflirtation.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 25, 2009 at 04:00 PM
"Hey, babe, howzabout some superfetation tonight?"
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 25, 2009 at 04:07 PM
Allen at Division:
" Not tonight dear. I'm in labor with the twins. The triplets will be here next week."
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2009 at 04:10 PM
"Why, bless your heart, tramp.
Posted by: MartiniShark | September 25, 2009 at 04:17 PM
"Git offa me Dad, you're crushin' my smokes."
Arkansas teen, losing her virginity. Or Mackenzie Phillips.
Posted by: bonmot | September 25, 2009 at 04:33 PM
So it's still true that "you can't be a little bit pregnant", but apparently you can get even more pregnant.
Posted by: WriterDude | September 25, 2009 at 05:15 PM
"...guess what, you get a second fetus"
But, wait! That's not all! If you call within the next fifteen minutes, we'll throw in this set of matching cousins at no extra charge! That's right - you get four ....
*click*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 25, 2009 at 05:37 PM
*snorks* @ writerdude and mtb.
Posted by: bonmot | September 25, 2009 at 05:40 PM
Ya'll aren't making fun of the south are you?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2009 at 05:43 PM
Didn't get me to click on that one, cindy.
He's America's greatest contribution to birth control.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 25, 2009 at 08:17 PM
I did deserve that one Jeff. However, the last link I posted, I promise cross my heart etc., is not BM. It is my favorite cartoon character in fact.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2009 at 08:24 PM
Well, being in arkansas, we do at least wait for the placenta to be delivered after birth before we have sex
Posted by: Jazzzz | September 26, 2009 at 08:23 AM
New excuse: Not tonight honey, I've gotten pregnant the last
seven two times.Posted by: Tash | September 26, 2009 at 09:06 AM
oh - oh,
Posted by: Tash | September 26, 2009 at 09:07 AM
judiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...Tash broke the blogggggggggggg!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 26, 2009 at 01:01 PM
I knew someone this happened to!
*snork* @ cindy for the first post
Posted by: Suzy Q | September 26, 2009 at 01:48 PM