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New from Calvin Klein, "Python Musk," for the constrictor in you.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | August 09, 2009 at 01:23 PM
I think they left the word 'Crazy' out of the title in front of 'Miami Man'. I wonder if he's single.... Hey Siouxie, I've got another guy for you!
Posted by: nursecindy | August 09, 2009 at 01:25 PM
Definitely not getting paid enought.
Definitely.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 09, 2009 at 02:14 PM
^-t
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 09, 2009 at 02:15 PM
I saw "Python Patrol" open for "the Scorpions" in '78.
Posted by: frodolives | August 09, 2009 at 03:16 PM
no - uh uh - not going to register
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 09, 2009 at 03:41 PM
It's...
Posted by: oneblankspace | August 09, 2009 at 03:42 PM
I checked bugmenot.com for free logins.
``He said, `Bobby, I've got a snake here. It's as big as my truck.' ''
'And I said, "feets don't fail me now!"'
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 09, 2009 at 03:46 PM
The really scary thought is that the vicious alligator eating snakes are only there because people keep them as pets.
Posted by: Elon | August 09, 2009 at 03:56 PM
Dave, if I were you, I'd keep Lucy in a kennel that's more like a cage!
Even up North, we have pet snatching varmints....I'd freak if it were snakes...... and never on a Plane...
EB
Posted by: EB | August 09, 2009 at 05:34 PM
Gonna need a bigger swamp.
Python musk, oooo, baby, you ma main squeeze.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 09, 2009 at 05:35 PM
If he can smell a snake, there's work for him in the Washington, D.C. No wait... The whole place smells like snake.
Posted by: Clankazoid | August 09, 2009 at 05:39 PM
The only way to get rid of the Snakes, there, would involve something like Big Trouble... without the Ocean
EB
Posted by: EB | August 09, 2009 at 05:41 PM
Yabbut pythons make great garden guardians.
Posted by: Ralph | August 09, 2009 at 05:42 PM
Snakes, gators, tigers, etc. do NOT qualify as pets. They have never been, nor ever will be, domesticated. Pythons do what pythons do, and their "owners" should be held accountable to the full extent of the law for the damage the pythons do, (the only way our legal system can prosecute stupidity), because pets and people are going to die for no other reason than these idiots suspend reality and think of their python as a "pet."
Steps (with only one foot) off of soapbox...
Posted by: frodolives | August 09, 2009 at 06:06 PM
a mating ball, where multiple males entwine a receptive female
Frat party?
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 09, 2009 at 06:10 PM
Am i the only one that caught the fact that the ranger in the Everglades is named ... wait for it... Skip Snow?
Is there a comparable ranger up in Acadia NP in Maine neamed Skip Sunshine? Skip T. Beach?
Posted by: Sgt Dave | August 09, 2009 at 08:00 PM
Pythons love S. Florida because their natural diets consists of meth-addicted strippers and the Camaro-driving parolees that the strippers date making S. Florida a veritable python smorgasbord...
Posted by: Haggie | August 09, 2009 at 08:33 PM
that character is straight out of a hiassen book.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 10, 2009 at 08:53 AM
So what, precisely, is the problem with "judicious employment of a 12-gauge" when dealing with South Florida's python problem?
Snakeskin boots for everyone, I say.
I could use a pair myself...
Posted by: Wes S. | August 10, 2009 at 10:50 AM
". . .www.tongs.com, which bills itself as the ``world's leader in reptile handling equipment.''"
Hello, gift guide!
Posted by: daisyj | August 10, 2009 at 11:22 AM
My Ball Python is insulted at being stereotyped; she's 12 years old, four feet long, and no danger to anything but mice. Burmese Pythons do not belong in Florida, but in New England, dogs are far more dangerous.
Posted by: Ralph | August 10, 2009 at 02:09 PM