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August 27, 2009

WHICH IS WHY THEY CALL IT 'NICEVILLE'

NICEVILLE — An officer responded to Kelly Road in Niceville on Aug. 21 at an apartment complex where a woman was spraying a 9 ounce can of “Glade Potpourri Air Freshener” around another woman’s head, according to the Niceville Police Department report.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Maybe she was drunk and thought it was hairspray?

I'd call this creeping fascism but I hate potpourri, so throw away the key.

Just wanted to make it Nicerville.

Someone farted.

So she thinks the can of Glade contains actual fresh air? Why didn't the woman who was smoking simply walk away? I think they were both smoking something more than cigarettes.

yeah, i gotcher nice 'right' here....

Wow--the Supreme Court.

Will the next candidate for SCOTUS have to discuss his/her views of the Glade Potpourri Air Freshener vs. Niceville ruling?

Coming Soon: " Scent of a Woman 2 ", starring Roseanne Barr and Courtney Love

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