SEND HIM TO WASHINGTON
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August 26, 2009
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I read the news today, oh boy.
Posted by: Capt. Pike | August 26, 2009 at 04:17 PM
Who would do his political briefs?
Posted by: Brian | August 26, 2009 at 04:27 PM
I guess he's in his cups.
Posted by: bonmot | August 26, 2009 at 04:44 PM
In light of the scandal, I suppose candidates for the next mayoral election are now jockeying for position.
Posted by: Clankazoid | August 26, 2009 at 05:11 PM
These men that break into houses and steal women's underwear. Do they not have K-Mart or Walmart in their areas? How about Victorias Secret? They could just go in and legally buy a few pair.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 26, 2009 at 06:02 PM
bleedin perv.
i'm back from the vaca - followed by 2 days of work training, hence no computer access! scuse me while i read all this email...........(i dont have a laptop)
Posted by: queensbee | August 26, 2009 at 06:56 PM
If he's a politician, that means that plenty of people have shaken hands with him and, well, yuck.
Posted by: Steve | August 26, 2009 at 07:23 PM
If not Washington, maybe a role in "Victor Victoria?"
Posted by: Tash | August 26, 2009 at 10:25 PM
Nursecindy, you misunderestimate the extent of the pervs' perversitudeship. Clean, new undies don't do it for these guys.
Now, pardon me. It's dark and I've got a couple of things to do.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 26, 2009 at 11:20 PM
I am still laughing all the puns included in the comments. Well done!
Posted by: Lender | August 27, 2009 at 02:16 AM
Now for a little thong..."That's the sound of the men working on the chain gaaang".
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 27, 2009 at 10:13 AM
As opposed to the rest of them that just take the shirt off your back?
Posted by: eve | August 27, 2009 at 03:34 PM
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the mayor's seat.
Posted by: WriterDude | August 28, 2009 at 12:19 AM