LEGAL UPDATE

SNYDERSVILLE — A mighty rude wind flew in the face of corrections officer Mathew Knowles on May 13. Knowles was three days on the job when inmate Kareem Haskins, 21, farted in his face at the Monroe County Correctional.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Comments

[NotSoShyJan]

mudstuffin, where are you when we need you?

[nursecindy]

There sure are a lot of characters involved with this story. May I offer this piece of advice? As the mother of a policeman I can say positively that they don't like it when you do this. They also don't like it when you get smart with them. But, they also know better than to get smart with their moms. We can still take them.

[bonmot]

There better NOT be an app for that!

[oneblankspace]

Haskins, who, is currently being held in the Monroe County Correctional Facility on robbery charges,

One comma too many, eh?

[Cheesewiz]

Where is their Aspray?

[mudstuffin]

"mudstuffin, where are you when we need you?"

aw grow up already. make a couple thousand fart jokes and suddenly you got a reputation. sheesh.

my only comment is: does anybody seriously think this guy didn't deserve the smack in the chops? i mean, really.

[Coconuts]

Well, he WAS charged with aggravated a$$ault.

[bonmot]

"Pull my handcuffs."

[Mr Death]

Bonmot, there are at least 75 apps for that.

[bonmot]

I laugh in the face of Death.

[Layzeeboy]

He should have just said, "I fart in your general direction."

Ah, the local news always makes me proud.

[Clankazoid]

How many times can a man turn his head... ?

[nursecindy]

Poor misunderstood Mudstuffin.

[Steve]

Have you ever cut one so bad that you, yourself, wanted to leave the vicinity? Well, this guy can't.

[Merri Lee]

Is it common to spell Mathew with one T? I was also thrown off by the headline because Mathew Knowles (also with one T) is Beyonce's dad's name. /end randomness

[Loudmouth]

Imagine a cop using pepper spray on his a$$. Burn, baby, burn.