IT CAN'T BE FAKE, BECAUSE IT'S... ON THE INTERNET!

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[NotSherly]

It makes it so much easier on the EMT's when the bodies walk into the coroner's office for autopsy.

[Ivan Toblog]

With all of the budget cuts in Calif., victims are required to help so that a minimum number of public employees are needed.

[Ivan Toblog]

With all of the budget cuts in Calif., victims are required to help so that a minimum number of public employees are needed.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Those uppers he took after he died really work!

[Siouxie]

Of course he's alive, people. He's staying with Elvis.

[Tash]

Yup, Siou, here we go!

[Cat R]

Slinks in®

I know. That was bad.

[Jeff Meyerson]

I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it´s real and Michael is alive.

Hey, that's good enough for me. No date, no face shot, just a generic 'person' with a long wig, but this clown is 'sure' it is real.

[Auntie M]

Hey, I totally believe that everything on the internet is true. Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff. : ) Why would someone lie on the internet? Really, that's just crazy talk.

[Clankazoid]

Seeing is believing, but I'm not buying any of it until I read about it in the Weekly World News.

[crossgirl]

michael jackson died?

[oneblankspace]

Amazing...after all this time, Dave has only posted 5 videos.

[Annie Where-but-here]

A coworker told me about this and believed it. I replied, "Yeah, he's living with Elvis behind a donut shop in Dahlonega, Georgia."

She thought I was serious. So if you hear that rumor, it must also be true, because I said it.

[Jazzzz]

So you guys are saying Elvis supposedly died too. When did this happen? I need to get out more

[insomniac]

you and i may not be smart
believe in things that morons start
just call mike's name...
he'll still be dead!

(too soon?)

[Jazzzz]

*snork* @ isom

[Jazzzz]

O/T Are any of you one of those, uhhhh, "talented" girls that "was just looking for me" on FaceBook ?
back on/T

[CJrun]

Meh. I'd believe it if he had stepped out of the van backwards and Moon-walked through the door.

Meanwhile, I have just proven to myself an important fact; after enough beers, and with an all-afternoon, commercial-free jam on a rock radio station, you actually can stand up and boogie on a riding lawn mower, while still mowing. At least on the straighter segments and gemtle curves. Watch out for roots, though, or you may spill your beer.

[EB]

I remember all those Elvis Sightings, living in Memphis the years after he died.

Kings of Pop always die; because of Bad Docs, who give them what they want.

Now, on You Tube, I suppose we'll be seeing Ted Kennedy up walking in Arlington with his brothers.....

EB

[Jazzzz]

Now, seeing Teddy moonwalk would be believable

[Guin]

One of the best "Are they dead?" productions ever: Stephen King's Nightmares and Dreamscapes (You Know They Got a Hell of a Band.)

[djtonyb]

*channelling crossgirl*

CJ, no!

[nursecindy]

Grabs first aid kit and cell phone for calling 911 in case CJ does it anyway.

[CJrun]

Oh, I already did it, for quite some time. Wimin just don't understand lawn mowing. This yard is so dang big, it took me 4 hours, on a riding mower, to do @ half, and that's given that I did the area closest to the house only Thursday (yes, I did that again today, standing up and dancing).

Sitting around in the air conditioning holds no attraction, for me; in just a few months, that will become sitting around in the heat. The grass doesn't grow in the winter, so this is the only time of year you can stand on a riding mower and jam out in the blazing Sun.

For the sake of the neighbors, maybe next time I will wear clothes.

[nursecindy]

CJ while you're sitting around this winter you could take up a hobby. Scrap booking or something.

[Jazzzz]

don't worry nursecindy... it will be pointy ball season, he won't emerge again until February.

[Elon]

Well I thought it was fake, too. But then I heard that realistic sounding heavy breathing as Jackson walked out of the van. Now, I don't know what to think.

[Ralph]

If people keep downloading stuff like this, the internet will have a serious problem.

[Tash]

Sorry, can't read any more posts for a couple of days, because I'm uploading everything.

[Will]

Well.. I have to say... That DID kind of look like a tall chimpanzee, so maybe they're right.